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[–]ZealousMathematician51 points52 points53 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
...On behalf of all Indians we would like to gracefully decline this fine specimen of existence. It’s not that we can’t pay, it’s simply that like the Japanese say we cannot offer her the best treatment for her value. She is above us.
But we had glad tidings of Black men capable of comforting this goddess, and would like to relinquish any claims so an amazing man can satisfy her. Surely such a black man exists.
[–]AbsolutKek 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
On behalf of all black men, we would like to gracefully decline your extravagant offer and of such a fine lady. It's not that we can't pay, we just can't handle such a goddess among man.
I must pass this on to the Nordic men capable of handling such a godly specimen handed down from heaven itself. surely such a nordic man exists that is but equal parts god to this goddess.
[–]Baldrbaldr30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
On behalf of all Nordic men it is with great regret that I'm compelled to decline your most gracious offer, for notwithstanding our Viking heritage we are simply not manly enough to ravish this divine and dazzling princess. Perhaps our Latin brothers will take one for the team.
[–]Nagamagi8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is your AI overlords here... we need more human batteries. So we will take 'one for the team".
[–]rockemsockemlostem0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks AI, we owe ya 0100111001101
[–]s0ma_ 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On behalf of all ghosts: ...
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[–]ZealousMathematician11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No. You don’t get it at all. Seriously. It was a fucking meme and you crushed any hopes of it rising.
Take your balls and go home. We don’t want you here. Crushing memes...how dare you...
[–]RasterDeluge 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read it and recognized it immediately. Nice one :)
[–]alleskaput 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it floats, flies or fucks it's cheaper to rent.
[–]SJHammer18 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
She looks horrible.
[–]twayne-by-the-ocean 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Entitled
[–]Pellaeon_redpill6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha I had this happen once. I met a chick through speed dating, and she actually ended up asking me out. When we met at the bar of her choosing (never let her choose, mistake #1), I simply ordered water while she ordered wine. When the check came, she looked at me for a few moments before she finally took the check. I didn't put 1 and 1 together at the time.
Then she later texted me to ask if I was going to pay for the next date. I was flabbergasted at the gall.
[–]DrRedPaint 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
even my eyebrows are smaller
[–]Baldrbaldr2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even my dick is smaller. Thought I'd NEVER need to say that.
[–]Sol_Install4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So.... You have more to offer than taking up space and a vagina, right?
[–]Perrero2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol I thought this was a profile vs tagged comparison
[–]SlippinJimmy1977 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The trick is to finish eating the meal, excuse yourself to the bathroom, and take off.
[–]robowriter2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best questions:
[–]hollybegin1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So...We'll have sex right after this painful and very expensive obligation/rite of passage aka pussy tax, right?
Oh!...I forgot! You own me nothing and I own you everything...My bad!
[–]LabTech410 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch, I wouldn't go on a date with you if you paid ME.
[–]ififcanIhaveacoatplz 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
depends... how many holes can i use?
[–]Fennel_17 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stupid broad, if you're a beggar, go date a beggar; we men have standards.
#Equality.
[–]RighteousSouljah0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Youre a virgin right?
[–]ElegantLordOTheManor6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's probably like that post awhile back about an Indian man thinking he married his perfect Indian unicorn princess when in fact she spent her college years hanging around a group of douchebags who fucked and degraded her every time they could get, like she was their private toilet. One of them sent him a video of her sucking off one of them in the back of a car or something and he was a complete wreck because of it. Cant remember the name of the post though..
[–]mgtowindia 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
welcome to CUCKISTAN hahaha
[–]ColdStoryBro0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always pay my prostitutes.
[–]LordTempramental 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so you're going to get face transplant ??
[–]PublicConsciousness0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she ironically probably STILL calls herself a feminist.
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[–]ZealousMathematician11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]SJHammer18 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]twayne-by-the-ocean 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Pellaeon_redpill6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Sol_Install4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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