I'm 007

BertTheWelder · 2019-08-24T11:47:25+00:00

This could be a great movie. Hear me out.

Bond retires. Chick takes his place as 007. She takes on villain. Almost gets killed. Realizes she can’t get the job done. Recruits Bond to come back. Bond defeats villain. Moral of the story is not to send a woman to do a man’s job.

Pigs could also fly. A man can dream.

MaxSeeker95 · 2019-08-24T08:15:08+00:00

Casino Royals was the best of the Daniel Craig Bond the rest was just repetitive themes and hyped up action. This is the nail in the coffin finally

timleykis · 2019-08-24T10:59:20+00:00

I have stopped watching ghost busters, starwars and now 007..i am saving alot of money 🤑

reinaldo866 · 2019-08-24T08:53:40+00:00

So the fuckers actually went with it

kayfab · 2019-08-24T09:17:01+00:00

fuck that bitch James bond ended....

ItIsABear · 2019-08-24T11:50:27+00:00

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richbeezy · 2019-08-24T10:47:16+00:00

James bond now became feminist bond.

MuayThaiYogi · 2019-08-24T12:27:27+00:00

It will be up to us MGTOW brothers to boycott this shit film and see the end of this woke bullshit. I'm willing to bet they make her a womanizing lesbian and all. Look at what the Bond movies have become. I will say this, it is hard to tell this woman from a man...

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-08-24T13:24:05+00:00

Men are too problematic! Make the women exactly like men for diversity!

HONK HONK

richbeezy · 2019-08-24T12:33:42+00:00

What they think:

"I'm 007"....eyebrow raised

"I'm female"...all the baddies drop their weapons and run away in fear.

Clown world.

CaramelSpaceFrog · 2019-08-24T09:26:15+00:00

Why? Jannie bond name? This is ridiculululus ! Well they will stop make it when no benefits from this movie!

pwnzusauce · 2019-08-24T14:18:12+00:00

This movie will tank because they pretty much are shitting on their target audience, just like any business who panders to the dumb sjw and feminazis.

It will be like Gillette, they lost 8 billion dollars from going woke, then are now backpedaling. Too late, fuck P&G.

Also fuck pedowood.

Do. not. give. them. your. money.

laptopdragon · 2019-08-24T16:25:15+00:00

so, is she going to get the bad guy by having his children and divorce-raping him?

welove69 · 2019-08-24T10:19:51+00:00

This meme is nicely done. Gone job

Liquidrobocop · 2019-08-24T12:22:54+00:00

When they count up the how much money this movie makes in theaters and say "See? People like it! Girl power!"

They shouldn't be allowed to count the money spent by men who bought the tickets for their female counterparts.

TheFlorida_Fool · 2019-08-24T13:19:30+00:00

At least "she" looks like a man. Never liked Daniel Craig as Bond anyway.

NathanHollister · 2019-08-24T13:25:35+00:00

Daniel Craig should refuse to be in the new movie

ben-anders · 2019-08-24T13:41:38+00:00

Just dont spend your money on shit like this. They will run out of money sooner or later.

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-08-24T16:40:44+00:00

They need to make a whole new agent movie from scratch with a female lead. Trying to push feminism in this way doesn't work because it is built using decades of work, reputation, fame, and success of "James Bond" and simply switching the role to a female. No matter what, you needed and relied on the man to lay the groundwork and foundation for this to even remotely work.

krugerand9 · 2019-08-24T17:48:46+00:00

will this be the first hollywood picture where the main villian gets nagged to death?

richbeezy · 2019-08-24T19:15:31+00:00

Gentlemen, this is the truest comment you will ever read. I am hereby guaranteeing that this will be either the last or the second to last Bond movie (unless they quickly revert back to a male Bond). The ratings and ticket sales for this are going to be half of an average Bond film. Can’t wait to see the results!

NoThirst · 2019-08-24T19:54:52+00:00

So sick of this shyte. All the film industry can do now is sequels and this woman as hero crap.

Cest7 · 2019-08-24T20:32:19+00:00

Ian Fleming is rolling in his grave.

Shame on you EON Productions and MGM, FOR SHAME.

simplystimpy · 2019-08-24T13:24:28+00:00

This is going to be impossible to produce without heavily invoking African-lesbian-jungle-fever porn videos.

Beyonce and Nicki Minaj are scissoring on a panthers back in the opening song, put a ring on this clit.

Soldierbosh · 2019-08-24T14:00:37+00:00

I think Craig is a good Bond, but probably too old now. New guy needed.

I'll obviously not watch this one. Feminist TV writer, plus unattractive woman playing 007 (I know it's a temporary plot device) means it'll suck. I bet there is gay shit as well. It'll be like a Netflix version of Bond with extra homo.

Meh.

owninfools007 · 2019-08-24T14:15:13+00:00

ncarolina66 · 2019-08-24T15:09:19+00:00

For those who haven't seen it yet, the Batgirl movie has a dyke in the lead role and of course has an interracial lover as well. I wonder if Batboy will be a transgendered... ah, bat?

And yeah, this is also the end of the road for 007 for me as well. Can't keep watching this PC BS that they try to shove down our throats....Screw them.

[deleted] · 2019-08-24T17:55:14+00:00

Ohh. Now I get why people call this an incel ridden cesspool of sexism

Hey_Paul_Aaaaaaahh · 2019-08-24T20:01:14+00:00

Wow... just wow. I refused to believe the rumours until now.

I'm done. Fuck all pop culture. I'm done. Never going to the cinema again. Never paying for a movie again.

They took the only remaining (positive) symbol of masculinity in the west and perverted it.

I wish I could take something as important from women and pervert it but since they don't value anything but themselves I guess I can't.

Edit: before anyone asks, I was positive to Idris Elba, so it's got nothing to do with race or appearance.

FaustoLG · 2019-08-24T22:17:55+00:00

More like Double Oh She-Animal...

She will defeat the villains with false accusations...

kriskros18 · 2019-08-25T04:45:17+00:00

Bond, you had a good run. RIP bro!

scocasso · 2019-08-25T20:20:02+00:00

Who would you like to see as the new James Bond?

I'm thinking that Tom Ellis would make a great James Bond, of the old cloth -- with wit, charm, fun, etc.

GSV-ZeroGravitas · 2019-08-24T21:39:04+00:00

Calm down gentlemen! Link to Daily Mail article But my god Lashana Lynch does look like a bloke in the picture. Scroll down for the comments too cos they're biting.

Title	I'm 007
Author	scocasso
Upvotes	278
Comments	80
Date	August 24, 2019 8:05 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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