So, everyone always uses these terms Mother Nature and Father Time and it got me thinking: Why is nature associated with a mother and time as the father?

And then I realized, nature is ever changing, one day it’s hot, another day it’s cold, some days it’s a tornado, and another a blizzard. Similar to women’s shit twats, these weather changes are basically checking if are you man enough to handle being in the cold, the heat, the wind, the sun, etc...

Father Time it’s fair, constant, and stable; much like men and their emotional state. It’s steady, keeps going, and gives everyone the same chance at success or failure.

We can never have Mother Time, because women aren’t stable or fair, and Father Nature wouldn’t work because no man would fuck over another man like a Tornado fucks over a house.