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[–]310k110 points111 points112 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
She has more influence on her weight than you do on your height.
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
„More influence than you“ implies that someone has influence on his height at all. It‘s bullshit, you have 0 impact on your height as long as you are not ready to do some crazy ass shit.
[–]exile09 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Technically untrue, if you're malnourished in your youth it's entirely possible you won't reach your maximum potential of height.
[–]OwennnnB18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, but you can’t do anything about it once it’s happened. Being fat is always changeable.
[–]exile09 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True words.
[–]harmonic_blast 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
malnourished in your youth
I suppose he could become the greatest physicist and inventor the world has ever known, build a time machine, transport himself back to the 1980's or whenever with a container load of protein powder, kidnap and force-feed his past self so he gains half an inch of height.
But it would probably be better if he just went MGTOW and fucked Thai prostitutes.
[–]topkek2018 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Yea either leg lengthening surgery or serostim + aromatase inhibitor if your plates haven't closed yet.
[–]ILOVENOGGERS3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
leg lengthening surgery
just break your bones looooooooool
[–]topkek2018 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never said it was easy or worth it lmao
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Patients describe the procedure (which take months btw) as the most painful experience they ever had. But I think it isn't at hurtful as being a fucking manlet. Imagine that you are only 5'3 or sometjing like that bro. No offense to short men, but I can't really understand their frustration and I would never judge them for something like that.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but you don’t gain much.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I mean 4 - 5 inches are a lot brother. I'm 5'9 and could be 6'1 or 6'2 after the procedure. I think that makes all the difference in the world.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Huh. I thought it was only 2 inches or so. Still, seems expensive.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Expensive and complicated as fuck.
[–]ILOVENOGGERS0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just use the money to buy a Corvette. Gets you thots easier than stretching your legs
[–]Dawnguards-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He meant she doesnt play by your rules answering your insulting question while you play by her rule answering HER insulting question.
Thats what he meant by influence.
[–]verynormalsimple7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that's more mean to them because you're criticizing their actions, their lack of self-restraint and discripline. Whereas they are just dismissing you because of genetics, which to them isn't mean, because they're not shitting on your personality, they're just blaming on ancestry.
Yeah, it's a convoluted logic, but it's the best I can do with my hamster simulator.
[–]Kornstar041 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Influence equals accountability, something women don't take well too.
[–]probablyNOTtomclancy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly.
Judging someone as dateable by their height is such a shallow and pointless metric; it’s mostly an arbitrary bias. Aside from diet growing up, it’s mostly out of someone’s control.
I completely understand that someone might filter out certain mates based on things they might what their children to have/not have, it makes sense.
There’s a guy I’m friends with, smart (ER nurse, physicians assistant and anesthetist who makes bank), fit (was an Abercrombie model), yet he is dismissed by 90% of women for being on the short side. And he is short, about 5’7”, but that doesn’t make him any less of a great catch.
There are plenty of narcissistic women who wouldn’t give him a second glance simply because they’re taller in heels, which is a narrow minded way to look at the worth of another person.
[–]aabdullahi021141 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Lmaoooo the classic double standard. A land whale wants a man above 6ft but thinks she should be liked just the way she is. GYOW.
[–]zubbs992 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right, we hear about "fat-shaming" women but never "height-shaming" men. What a bunch of self-serving hypocrites.
[–]KekCakes1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
cause they want the tall guy to make them look small in comparison. too bad they still look huge cause they are.
[–]harmonic_blast 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
tall guy to make them look small in comparison
They want a tall guy because they crave the envy of other women.
Social media has changed everything.
Being a shorter male was not a deal breaker in the 90's and early 00's.
[–]KekCakes0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I disagree... Being short is not as bad as you think. The whole "short" insult is perpetuated/popularized by no one else besides asshole MEN who try to use it as a way to "check" OTHER MEN. It's kind of like the "thigh gap" trend. Remember how bitches went nuts about having one of those? Well who cared the most about thigh gaps? Was it the thin women who had them? No, it was the fat bitches who don't have one trying to shame/discourage other fat bitches. Who's most likely to use "manlet" as an insult? Answer = undesirable men trying to remind other undesirables that they ain't no Chad. Crab bucket behaviour. Very common.
[–]MattFoley7927 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She probably has an IQ of only about 85.
[–]AngryDeer22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Such lack of self awareness.
[–]milk-tree 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Fuck me, now 5'9" is short to these gene queens?
[–]verynormalsimple15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Anything below 6'
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pro tip: 5’10” is enough to bluff being 6 foot.
[–]CastandRefused2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'9 is average, maybe even above average a little. But it's like anything under 5'10 is considered short by these thots.
[–]defiantplatypus 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Only on Tinder. IRL these bitches ain't getting enough attention to be that choosy
[–]NoThirst2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and there lies the real problem with this conv. What the hell is he doing on a dating app subjecting himself to this shit?
[–]satansbarbedcock19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lol. What a bitch. Just unmatch if it's not gonna work for you. No need to drag the poor guy down.
Being well above 6ft, I do feel bad for average height and short guys. Maybe it was different in past generations, but I'm pretty sure I'd be a virgin without my height.
Maybe it was different in past generations, but I'm pretty sure I'd be a virgin without my height.
You're right. It was very different just a couple of decades ago. Social media and feminism have cranked up womens superficiality, hypergamy and entitlment to ridiculous levels.
[–]cafeorange9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well cholesterol is bad, so im checking the meat before buying
[–]Everlastcanada6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We should lead with: how much do you weigh before we answer how tall we are! And then say if you're not telling, you're fat. Let's see how they roll with that. I know personally that they hate the fat label more than anything else. You can call them whores, sluts, whatever, they don't care, the minute you say fat, they implode. It is our nuclear option if there's no dialog left
[–]MaestroLogical6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen too many of these to believe they're real anymore.
Try it yourselves. They don't respond this way. For one, if they are even bothering to get this engaged in the conversation to begin with, they'd simply play off your question with some banal banter or quick barb.
For two, girls no longer give a shit about this question. The whole "You never ask a woman her weight" deal existed in the era when fat shaming was socially acceptable.
It hasn't been for over a decade. Women these days laugh at the question and throw it in our face. They'll revel in their 'curves' and make jokes about how they're just too much woman for you blah blah blah.
They don't instantly slapback with "OMG you never ask a lady her weight!" as that is an outdated concept to them.
They know they're fat and they know that it ultimately doesn't matter. Chad will still fill her holes before the end of the week.
[–]Snakerspug3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Dont waste your time with Indian females unless you are Indian.
[–]mani_tapori3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aisha name isn't necessarily Indian and the pic doesn't portray her to be one either.
[–]Snakerspug2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re right, my bad.
[–]Alexia_ynwa0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And you pray Buddha
[–]manwithmeasuringline5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5’9 isn’t even short.
[–]Atton_Risk3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
8700kg is my best guess.
[–]Harzul2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She probably fat
[–]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the phatties are the ones that crave the tall the most because the fat adds extra distance between the inner parts of the vagina and the man's pubic bone, therefore they even believe they're more deserving of taller men (with longer dicks) since skinny petite girls can get pleasured by smaller dicks anyway.
[–]ForNowICanSee 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anytime a women asks about your height, this is the correct response.
[–]Makonar2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny that this is a problem to american women, but most of the world doesn't have this perception.... since in the metric system, the "magic" height, I guess, is 180cm, wchich is 5'9m and I've never heard a woman or anyone making arguments that you need to be like 182,8cm at least....
[–]bfte22 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why even tell her? Just ask her weight as soon as she asks for your height and that's it. Conversation is over.
[–]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He did it wrong. As soon as they ask "how tall are you" you reply with "how fat are you ?", phrased like that, otherwise their short memory span and poor logic makes them unable to see the similarity between both questions.
[–]user_miki1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should ask about her IQ instead.
[–]MeHaveAssBurgers1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has the nerve??? "Is that it?" Displeased emoji
[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should have asked that before she answered.. Now she won't care about your answer cause you already "too short" while otherwise she'd still be in suspense and hopeful.
[–]Flakey4skin 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She looks thin though.
[–]IamBili2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Outdated pictures
Never trust photos posted by women in social media
[–]Alexia_ynwa1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thin my arse
[–]noobitninja0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aaawww the classic weight question!
[–]Tacarmato0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic lul
[–]ShogunRonin10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What she is saying is - as a female with 1,000 matches a week, you don't have a say in what you actually want. You do not get to have standards.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hamster will explode every time.
[–]RoxgorTheDestroyer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sheesh.
[–]amer2150 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Double standard is a beautiful thing
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[–]dragonsbless1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope not at all lol, unless you care about trash like these.
[–]KarosGraveyard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My robo waifu has more self-awareness than this little cunt.
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"What's your BMI ?"
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