Keeping it classy. GYOW

Lord_Teapot · 2018-09-17T20:36:26+00:00

lets see; poor grammar, poor spelling, tattoos, tit pics online, single mom at 17, no thanks lol.

astuteglute · 2018-09-17T20:36:51+00:00

Something's lodged in that young man's bosom!?

UAV_Pilot · 2018-09-17T21:17:37+00:00

Unbelievable- Duck lips -10 pts Bic lighter in the t*ts -10 pts Not verifying that Chad was committed and now wanting another man to pick up this woman’s slack -30 pts. THOT

urban_hermit91 · 2018-09-17T21:42:31+00:00

Total trash

thxnwy · 2018-09-17T22:10:57+00:00

Ok, open book, let me ask then, "where's the father?"

2018-09-17T23:56:59+00:00

waist

TheRabbitTunnel · 2018-09-18T00:30:31+00:00

Im an open book, ask me anything

"So why couldnt you get Chad to stick around?"

Unmatched

divorcedbp · 2018-09-18T00:51:35+00:00

“Tyrone was here”

MXRNate77 · 2018-09-17T20:54:51+00:00

An open book huh? Well if entering into said committed dumpster fire how many times a week will you be banging Chad the Baby Dad? You have a ready made excuse for DL dick with "my child needs to see their father."

CiceroVoltaire · 2018-09-17T21:28:18+00:00

good she planned well for her future. /s

T7773 · 2018-09-17T23:20:20+00:00

For an enlightened man the picture has ALL the answers.

roy28282 · 2018-09-17T23:45:09+00:00

Someone needs to man up to bail out, sorry, marry and support this useless parasitic thot who was unresponsible enough to have unprotected sex resulting in unwanted child at this phase of her life.

It's fine, the government already steals money from men to support her but she needs more. You can get surprise STDs and random acts of unfaithfulness as well as very little attention as she gives most to her child.

The saddest thing is she will find a simp to do it.

buildthewallalready · 2018-09-18T03:22:44+00:00

I’m an open book so ask me anything?

Yeah, where’s the child’s father.

Fuck you asshole, you don’t know anything about my life, so fuck off okay.

😂😂😂

/s

TheBiondinist · 2018-09-18T03:44:27+00:00

Typical 21st century female. AWALT

washingtonpanther · 2018-09-18T00:09:11+00:00

Perhaps, but she clearly wasted her waistline.

Also, she is as classy as a 1945 Hiroshima schoolhouse.

rooster-one4 · 2018-09-18T03:47:56+00:00

I'd be pretty surprised if she's ever opened a book. Does she know what that means?

And this picture is why you don't make faces...the wind may change and it's forever.

2018-09-18T04:57:26+00:00

19, already looks 30. post child stretch marks, endless bills to pay.

yeah....that's going to be a no from me dawg.

ZomCom13 · 2018-09-18T09:40:52+00:00

Psychoanalysis Time!

Tat on the left foreend: Heart scrawled with pretentious wavy text, indicating "I'm in pain, but I'm loveable."

Chances of tats elsewhere high, likely little tidbits such as on the ankles or hands, she wants to fool herself and others that she's no Tat Whore, by only getting teeny ones in random extremities.

Cropped out hair on profile image: Insecurity with her hairstyle, no evidence of bangs or any strands visible from face, either hair is tied back (unlikely), or she cut it short or nearly bald in a lesbo-butch style indicating her contempt of men and showing a rebellious attitude against The Patriarchy. Could also be an expression of anger against the Ex after her ass got dumped with a baby. Hair likely to be dyed and not natural colored, and she will frequently change hairstyles due to constant insecurity as she fluctuates between using it as an Art Medium for her inner feminist vs. trying to have it styled to attract a Beta Bux male.

"I am 19 years old ... with 2 year old baby girl.": She's lying about her age, she is actually in her 20's at best or older, and her kid is much older than 2 years old, at least twice that age. Women like to fudge the facts ever so slightly to attempt polishing a turd. Anything said on internet dating can't be taken at face value, ever. At least not initially, and then factor in the child situation plus fail-momma wanting a sucker Beta to pay for her kid.

"someone who is actually committed I don't want to waist my time": Translation = "I rode on a lot of dick, and oopsy-poopsy, I finally popped one out. Looks like there are bills to pay all of a sudden, my party slutting days are out the window now, at least until I find a dumb wallet to hitch onto and then I can resume my whoring behind his back!"

Duck face/Duck Lips: Forced attempt at making herself appear to have a sense of humor, while trying to convey 'cuteness' or implying she might be good in bed by making a kissing gesture at the camera. In reality, her life is in pain and she's trying to hide it but it shows through the cracks. The grimace on her face is apparent despite 'duck lips,' and her squinting eyes show a reluctance for making such a silly face, rendering it completely unnatural. She's a fuck-up and she knows it, she's got nothing to laugh about, and she can't fool the camera.

Lighter in cleavage: Forced and awkward attempt at trying to appear sexy, and signalling (both purposefully and unintentionally) that she's a bad girl that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks! In reality, she's mentally and emotionally vapid as a 5-year old, but she thinks she's edgy and a wannabe biker chick. She has no actual sex appeal, and whenever she starts losing sexual attention, she resorts to cleavage or flashing her tits to try to even the playing field every time she fails to get male attention. She has no idea how to even properly attract men, and she only got this "far" by going for low-hanging fruit willing to put up with her bitchiness and cringy behavior for easy poon. Also, she's a smoker, maybe. Also does other drugs to take the edge off, like weed, pharma, and booze.

"Im a open book ... ask me anything": Translation = "I have a difficult time finding men to sucker, I'm desperate, but I'm trying to hide it by inviting you to ask questions before jumping in, giving you the illusion that I'm safe to deal with (Foot in the Door technique done by Salesmen & Door-to-door solicitors)."

Morb357 · 2018-09-18T00:31:16+00:00

Waist? lol

2018-09-18T04:13:27+00:00

HOW COULD I NOT COMMIT?!!

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2018-09-18T04:39:34+00:00

WTF WTF WTF??????

PassTheHoneyMustard · 2018-09-18T06:07:54+00:00

Couldn't even spell waste correct. Fuck. That.

Pk_s_to_the_yizzle · 2018-09-18T06:49:14+00:00

Damn, I wouldn't hit that.

And I can be a nasty bastard.

Cringing_Rage · 2018-09-18T07:31:01+00:00

i made a belt out of watches coral

IT WAS A WAIST OF TIME

Aotp4life · 2018-09-17T22:17:01+00:00

19 with two kids🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Azul19 · 2018-09-18T09:53:22+00:00

The only thing I hate about her is the tit pic.

I mean, why do you have to lash your tits out for attention?

Is that's the only thing that you have to offer?

Your body and your sex appeal?

What someone's is going to gain if they'd be dating you, is what you should ask yourself.

badaboomxx · 2018-09-18T14:27:41+00:00

"waist my time" fuck english is not my first language and still I don't mess it up like this thot.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-09-18T20:51:59+00:00

waist my time

Waste...

Are you kidding me?

a open

"an open"

My god.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-09-18T20:55:05+00:00

Come on guys. Who is going to take this beautiful trophy? Man up /s

5000calandadietcoke · 2018-09-18T22:59:29+00:00

"Where's the father?"

Membrudo · 2018-09-19T02:48:02+00:00

She looks like a boy

Title	Keeping it classy. GYOW
Author	bgreeneist
Upvotes	109
Comments	51
Date	September 17, 2018 8:18 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9gnwau/keeping_it_classy_gyow/
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