Finally. A game that all of us can play as a collective. The game is simple. Get ready for some contagious, 4chan-grade autism.

Disclaimer

If you're one of the normie fucktards looking through my post history for something to attack me with for the many of my eccentric, pro-Trump/TRP-style posts, I sincerely invite you to go ahead and jump from the nearest bridge that exceeds 150 ft in height. Now, time for the game rules.

The game

Today, we are all going to pitch in our two cents, and come up with the most beta thing you could purposely theoretically say to a female that is either mildly or REALLY attracted to you. This can be in the form of a short sentence, or a long-ass monologue, depending on your style.

The objective(s):

  1. Turn her off as fast as possible, OR
  2. Turn her off in the most spectacular way possible; get the strongest reaction. This one is more fun.

The reward

This should be self-explanatory. Since we don't really give a shit about female companionship, or having lasting relationships of any kind with their kind, we can use those rare cases of women giving us signs of interest for personal entertainment. I have had many experiences enjoying watching how quickly they go from a welcoming, seductive body language to "Why is he saying these things????." Obviously, I've never again heard from any of the females I used this technique on, but isn't that kiiiind of the point? 😊

Hard mode

Go out and test your (or someone else's) lines. Of course, by "out" I don't exclusively mean bars. Women can express signs of interest anywhere, anytime. The library, the coffee shop, absolutely anywhere. Bars are just easier because their inhibitions are down and music isn't as loud as clubs. Because I am nice, here are some DO's and DONT's to help you with that.

The DO's and DONT's

  • DO some research on body language. You can do this by taking an acting class at a local community college, and by reading books or watching videos on the topic. This will help you deliver your lines better.

  • DO think of ways a woman might reject you if you were actually hitting on her like one of the normies. These can be either actual experiences from your past before you found the true light, or any of your actual insecurities. Making up fake ones is better, but watch out: saying ridiculous, made-up shit about yourself can make you laugh while you're saying it, which brings us to the DONT's:

  • DON'T appear goofy - if you appear goofy or insincere during the delivery of your lines, or god forbid start laughing like an actor in a comedy bloopers reel, the female might get the idea that you're joking, in which case her interest in you will increase. And we don't want that, unless you're going for the pro challenge.

The Pro Challenge

This is for those of you with natural charm, or acting experience. Purposely fuck up your lines, and say them in a humorous manner to make the female think you're joking and flirting with her. Then, over the course of a few minutes (or the whole night) slooooowly change your body language and words to a more serious tone. The key here is to make her realize you're serious on her own - so no dramatic changes. If you've done this right, at some point she will suddenly realize you're being serious, and you will receive a puzzled, defeated look, the kind that no words, or picture, can describe. You will be able to physically see the hamster spinning and then enjoy watching the train-wreck that is the female mind grind to a complete halt.

Sample text

Here are some sample lines that I totally did not pull out of my ass because I'm tired of fucking typing.

"Just wanted to tell you this right now - I know that women dont really enjoy sex they are manipulated into it, so let me just say this right now I would never want to inconvenience you by making you think I had this goal in mind.

"If I was your boyfriend, I'd treat you like the queen you are."

"Someday I might even move out of my mom's house and start working out"

"Can I PLEEEEEASE have your phone number?"

"Do you think I'm too [short/fat/bald/whatever] to you?"

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