Isn't it funny that women don't want to be sexually objectified but yet to proceed to use dildos that are an imitation of the male penis? We should protest against this injustice because we are much more than just a schlong walking around. It hurts my frrrrrrreeelings. I need a hug. Edit: lads, I'm just playing around. Don't take the post too seriously. If I wanted to cry, I would've used a tampon to dry off my tears.