Lezbos Don’t Exist

Girls who claim to be pure lesbians are lying.

These girls are putting up a front because either:

A.) You aren’t a Chad, Brad, Dong, Tyrone, Enrique, or Miguel.

Or

B.) They can’t get Chad, Brad, Dong, Tyrone, Enrique, or Miguel.

So they drop the lesbian card to make guys who aren’t Chad go away.

Because if Chad hit on her, her bipolar nature would kick in and she’d forget she was “lesbian”.

Lezbos Don’t Exist