I was sitting at a little caesars waiting for my order to be completed. Wasn’t a huge ordeal but it was interesting to listen to.

Few minutes after I placed my order two young girls walked in dressed in skin tight jeans and crop tops. The kind of jeans that make it impossible to carry the essentials so they have expensive ass hand bags. They layers upon layers of makeup we’re talking about the Cretaceous era is somewhere in there.

Then the cashier was kind of your typical 20 something year old guy working and going to school. Short, kind of chunky, neck beard, and acne. These girls go up and greet him by name and he greets them by name. Sounds like they know each other.

The girls ask if crazy bread is $3 and the guy “checks” and says yes.

Excuse me what the fuck. It’s $3.50 I know they can fucking read. Like doing these hoes a favor won’t get them to go out with you. They’re probably already going through the entire football team.