This happened a few years ago when I went to clubs with my buddies, I'm a lot older now.

We were all dancing and having a laugh and one of my buddies who is a lot smaller and didn't dress to well back then was being hit on by a hot girl, I thought to myself 'fair enough, good for him' then they're trying his glasses on and laughing at him, much to his ignorance he thinks they're all over him.

Anyway we go over and they're doing the same to my other buddies, I was with someone at the time so I was just hanging back, one of the girls hits on the little guy while her friend pretends to throw up behind her, that's when I thought 'fuck this'

I asked them if they all wanted shots and one of them literally said 'finally' I told them to wait and went to the bar, asked the bartender for four shots of water, he looked at me like 'the fuck..' but proceeded to give them to me, I handed them to the girls saying it's tequila and they downed them while cringing acting like they'd genuinely downed four tequila shots.

At this point I can't stop laughing, they're still hitting on my buddies while also laughing at the little guy and now some guy they're with is picking him up, I ask him to put him down and he says they're just joking, I say fair enough and offer him a shot to which he agrees, I buy five shots of 'tequila' this time and once again they all down them.

After a while they walk off thanking us for the drinks and laughing, we all burst out laughing and carry on with our night.

TL:DR girls make fun of my buddy, expect shots, get shots of water and down them acting like they're drinking tequila.

Edit: don’t know why some people are being dicks, if this doesn’t fit this subreddit my apologies, just a story I thought I’d share and didn’t know where it would fit, I don’t see how it impacts your life enough to downvote and be horrible about it but sorry if this isn’t the place for this post.