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[–]nonchalantfool49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The reproductive drive is barbaric
[–]Norlamin39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
We must learn to control our inner beast and rise above.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More proof that some sea creatures are from "outer space".
[–]TeamlyJoe7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Inner space technically
[–]GuntherVonHairyballs-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Says who?
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A wise man.
[–]hores23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Imagine farming octopus for their detachable dicks so you can fry them up and serve as calamari.
[–]Braydawg913 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You gotta say no homo before you eat it tho
[–]cheapshotfrenzy5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
9th tentacle calamari
[–]TheGravelMan17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok, this is epic
[–]Shnook82 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No need for dick pics in the octopus world - no substitute for the real thing.
[–]lhllfptt10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So octopus women take the dick, while human women just take the balls?
Fascinating...
[–]Seekerboy11 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
While I would enjoy the fact of growing a new penis, I feel the sex would be lacking somewhat...
[–]Robosexual96 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sex would be a new feeling every time you grow a new one. Just like back when you were a virgin
[–]Bing_Bang_Bam4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He couldn't be bothered to fuck with it. "Do it yourself, woman"
[–]Unit6142 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OGTOW
[–]MrMagtow1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like Crab-boy needs a holiday.
[–]Obsolitz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mmm octopi
[–]AmbiguousObscurity1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When Amazon done sold out of dildos, eh?
[–]RedPilledFanatic0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still I had to cross my legs reading this...
[–]markus_brutus0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Might start doing that in a few generations.
[–]ProdigalPlaneswalker0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how Lorena Bobbit got some bad ideas.
[–]Curious_Oogway0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always knew octopuses are super intelligent aliens, who keep quiet and live amongst us.
[–]kayfab0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
now that is going your own way hahahhaha
[–]BluePillCypher0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why does nature do this to us?
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