Look at his face

ninjabaseballbatman1 · 2017-11-14T13:11:33+00:00

That plus size sexy super model is settling with such a short dude. She must have such a nice heart!

Mapispema-ta · 2017-11-14T13:21:56+00:00

More smiles than I would have expected at a funeral.

RedFoxOnFire · 2017-11-14T14:24:11+00:00

All those women, and he had to pick the very bottom of the barrel

panzerbier · 2017-11-14T14:27:50+00:00

Literally all the bridesmaids are way better looking than the bride. And everyone on the picture, including the groom and the bride, knows this, and is aware that everyone else knows. The guy must be dead inside.

UNLESS he's a closet alpha and is fucking some of these bitches on the side.

strangerthing7 · 2017-11-14T14:03:58+00:00

It's at this moment Bob Cuckston knew, he fucked up

mrp_1844 · 2017-11-14T13:10:37+00:00

He is so happy. /s

Why would he do that?

bjred78 · 2017-11-14T14:05:50+00:00

All that talent and he marries the land whale...

steelfil666 · 2017-11-14T15:19:06+00:00

That bride is so fat, every girl on the pic is getting pulled by her gravitational attraction.

NondeductibleWays · 2017-11-14T13:33:09+00:00

Goddamn. Doesn’t even know how fucked he is.

LooksAtDogs · 2017-11-14T14:48:22+00:00

Look at all those girls who have perfected the "basic bitch smile."

mthrowaway52 · 2017-11-14T14:53:00+00:00

Maybe she comes from a rich family that just left her everything? All he needs to do is keep feeding her and eventually she'll have heart failure and die.

mongolian_usa · 2017-11-14T14:42:37+00:00

He's so proud of himself for bagging her. Lol, I don't have the heart to tell him. No no, I won't giggles

silive · 2017-11-14T15:02:54+00:00

Looks like he won't be saving for a waterbed because he's already got one....

-PandaJack- · 2017-11-14T14:10:57+00:00

20 befores and 1 after!

f1manoz · 2017-11-14T17:30:39+00:00

record scratch

So I guess you're wondering how I found myself in this position...

N0tabuster · 2017-11-14T17:05:15+00:00

Hes got the ugliest girl in the whole pic lol. I know its somewhat childish to point that out, but that will not be me

scaur · 2017-11-14T15:27:47+00:00

Was this picture taken at the Great Wall?

subgamer90 · 2017-11-14T19:16:15+00:00

I legit don't understand how guys even sleep with girls that fat. I would never be able to get hard even if I didn't jack off for a month.

And he's MARRYING her? That guy is beyond fucked, wouldn't be surprised if he's committed suicide since this picture was taken

Joshua_Chaos_Magick · 2017-11-14T17:05:12+00:00

Every single woman in that picture is better looking than his bride.

NewThrowaway115 · 2017-11-14T17:46:08+00:00

This is all a short guy will ever get.

HDL_MGTOW · 2017-11-14T19:54:54+00:00

Hand on his shoulder. He got friendzoned by his wife ROFL

Darth_Toenail · 2017-11-14T20:35:54+00:00

Why am I reminded of those photos where a bunch of hunters pose with their latest kill?

2017-11-14T16:47:19+00:00

His wife is literally the ugliest one.

AllahHatesFags · 2017-11-14T21:45:38+00:00

How sad is it that the bride is the ugliest one in that picture? Bro, I understand your options are slim due to your height, but you would probably be better off with a Harmony 2 than that land whale. The Harmony 2 is probably cheaper in the long run anyway.

EDIT: Looking at that again, this has to be a joke, right?

curiouslyengaged · 2017-11-14T15:04:00+00:00

The smug cuck or the toad face next to him?

Bossdonut · 2017-11-14T16:11:52+00:00

JFC it's ALL sandals in the photo, except the dude, and short slut dresses except for ONE bridesmaid, probably a unicorn. Have some class, it's a wedding for fucks sake.

NondeductibleWays · 2017-11-14T17:27:05+00:00

50 Shades of Blueballed

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-11-14T17:33:18+00:00

All the women and he chooses the land whale. If you are going to marry at least do it with class before you get cucked and become an ATM.

TryDoingSomethingNew · 2017-11-14T17:57:13+00:00

Does anyone else see the irony implied in this photo? Because it definitely is VERY clear to me.

The_Law_of_the_Land · 2017-11-14T18:37:01+00:00

pre·ma·ture. fat·i·fi·ca·tion.

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[ˌprēməˈCHo͝or fat·i·fi·ca·tion.]

NOUN

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occurring of fat or fattening done before the usual or proper time when a diamond gets placed on the finger; fatted too early:

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2017-11-14T18:58:35+00:00

at least shes got some hot friends

NewWave647 · 2017-11-14T19:03:43+00:00

those two bitches on the front ends are tall as hell ... or everyones just short here

MerryWidower · 2017-11-14T21:19:25+00:00

Something is not quite right about the poses of the bride/groom. He is leaning towards her but she is leaning away, as though she doesn't really fancy him but is forced to marry him; actually, she looks pregnant to me. I think he is even shorter than he looks - it looks as though he is wearing platform shoes. Hand in pocket doesn't look quite right....

BokehClasses · 2017-11-14T21:51:53+00:00

Another example of hypergamy. A 3/10 woman gets with a 5/10 man.

CynicalSoup · 2017-11-14T22:30:56+00:00

You know you fucked up when the bridesmaids are more attractive than the whale you just harpooned.

kickassvacation · 2017-11-15T00:36:16+00:00

It's so sad. Almost every other whore in this picture is better looking. He had to go pick the shittest one.

TheJamesRocket · 2017-11-15T01:22:59+00:00

Why god? Why?

young_MGTOW23 · 2017-11-15T04:40:02+00:00

He went and married the ugliest fattest girl in the room. Maybe he thought it was the safest bet because no one else would.

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tylermagnus · 2017-11-14T16:39:44+00:00

Being married in this day and age is a really bad choice. I don't comdemn others who really want to play "the game". Because once you do, there's no going back.

burningrangers · 2017-11-14T16:51:42+00:00

Literal "taking one for the team". c[_]``

WhistlingAlong · 2017-11-14T17:05:11+00:00

All of the women there are whores holy cow. Not one is pure and has ridden cocks on cocks on cocks expect the wife.

hollybegin · 2017-11-14T17:52:20+00:00

What a fucking nightmare! Saturday night in "Chez Gigi" whorehouse Inc. with an Al Capone lookalike in the middle.

And those poses are not sexy or sophisticated....

IndistinguishableNut · 2017-11-14T23:00:52+00:00

Why didn't the women bring their SOs?

Title	Look at his face
Author	zandorz
Upvotes	93
Comments	80
Date	November 14, 2017 1:03 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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pre·ma·ture. fat·i·fi·ca·tion.

Why god? Why?