So I know this guy a while now, he's normally a cool dude that you can talk with about anything . Lately tho he started bringing over his female friend into our little circle. The other 2 guys are indifferent , they're miles out of her league, but this dude for some reason likes this chick a lot. Anyway I noticed that he's behaving weird when she's around. Tries to elevate himself over us , specifically myself , by making (in his opinion) clever and funny remarks on my expense. That stings a bit , I can banter , but I don't like being used a as a tool. Being mgtow and relatively normal looking, I know exactly what's happening here. I can clearly see that this girl is a pretender, every time he's not watching she's rolling her eyes. He's bewitched and the sad part he is doing this to himself.
Anyway... by the end of the night he's making gay jokes at my expense "oh bruuuh you don't like women , you gay bruuuh"... typical mgtow shaming, I've been putting up with his bullshit for couple of days now , but enough is enough.
I made a couple of jokes at his expense and they're way funnier , the little thot starts drooling all over herself, he on the other hand senses danger and makes even more idiotic comments trying one-up me while I just play the easiest game in the world , just acting like an "indifferent asshole". Little thot starts pinching me and elbow shoving me , your typical "lets fuck" signals. Btw I don't date , I don't fuck anymore.
Now his insecurity reaches peak levels , he pulls me to the said and says "Where's that coming from". I say "What do you mean it's just the usual banter and you're friends anyway right?". For some fking reason he won't admit that he just wants to get into her pants, I guess whiteknight syndrome. He responds basically "that's not cool bro" , It's funny , because he was doing the same exact shit whole night.

Anyway he stopped coming over , 5 yr long friendship lost over a Thot that doesn't even really like him.