Marriage in a Nutshell

notacrookatall · 2018-02-02T19:23:24+00:00

The Meme Lords are woke. Marriage is toast.

DickRulez · 2018-02-02T19:53:05+00:00

Classic

NewWave647 · 2018-02-03T02:04:17+00:00

look at how loose her swiper is.

2018-02-03T02:56:04+00:00

she'll keep swiping till the card expires

Devilsgun · 2018-02-03T03:13:36+00:00

Swiping a card? That's "old school" marriage, a'la 2000-ish

Today marriage is all strictly non-contact NFC Payments done from a distance, with her using the subscription betabux to buy lame cuntsumer bullshit with vaguely Italian sounding names and rent some big honking ChadDick from one of the sexier 'free range dudes'

Edit - On second thought, it's probably best to keep the metaphor a bit 'old school' for the slow kids, i.e. The Chivalrous Blue Pill Boys, since they aren't exactly hip and with the times yet.

Kaitoku_Not_Found · 2018-02-03T04:41:03+00:00

Also it saves your card info for it to use after the marriage

DeathToTheZog · 2018-02-03T02:26:43+00:00

Should be her box is the atm, and his dick the credit card.

dontrelapsem8 · 2018-02-03T03:05:42+00:00

have this as a phone wallpaper lol

stringedbeams · 2018-02-03T03:17:44+00:00

meme rerun

AwfulAim · 2018-02-03T09:12:11+00:00

I prefer to stick my chip into the other hole. Its less likely ill have my identity stolen and my life ruined.

robowriter · 2018-02-03T16:36:00+00:00

Before marriage: Pretending to laugh at your jokes, false compliments, blowjobs.

During marriage: At best benign slavery where you might occasionally get your dick wet, but no blow jobs. At worst, living hell.

After the divorce: prolapsed anal rape

2018-02-03T01:22:29+00:00

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Title	Marriage in a Nutshell
Author	LoganjRichardson
Upvotes	367
Comments	13
Date	February 2, 2018 6:38 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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