My Vasectomy is done!

MGTOWISLIFE · 2019-02-26T15:20:11+00:00

I got mine when I was 23. I've dodged 2 so far. Literally taken to court after I told the girl I was snipped. She thought I was lying and swore I was the only guy. I smiled the whole time.

flee_market · 2019-02-26T15:50:46+00:00

Just remember you're not shooting blanks until the tests confirm you're shooting blanks.

DangZagnut · 2019-02-26T15:02:37+00:00

Congrats on now having total control over reproduction and no one can sperm jack you, or your brain get stupid.

It's the one thing you can do that takes ultimate power out of feminists' hands.

casra888 · 2019-02-26T15:10:24+00:00

Now, you won't have to. You have done the single smartest thing you possibly can. DO NOT TELL ANYONE!!!

2019-02-26T16:17:03+00:00

Got mine at age 29.

Very happy with it.

Took 5 minutes and I didn't feel a thing.

Tip: Save all the paperwork/receipt from the doctor's office and put it in a folder someplace. Because various girls will always refuse to believe you.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-02-26T15:31:18+00:00

Answer: Roughly 18 years worth.

My vasectomy saved me.

miltonsyncom · 2019-02-26T15:41:20+00:00

Make sure you give them that last sample to make sure it is complete!! So many guys skip that and end up in trouble

NathanHollister · 2019-02-26T15:34:19+00:00

Don't ever tell anyone.

KaitouNala · 2019-02-26T18:16:07+00:00

Only like 1/6 tbh.

Can't avoid false rape/non consentual allegations.

False sexual harassment allegations, hell look at vic mignogna.

Not to mention in some states it doesnt even matter if you are biologically the father, long as she put your name on the birth certificate.

bigolboog · 2019-02-26T15:32:38+00:00

Can men still achieve orgasms after a vasectomy

SunRunner82 · 2019-02-26T19:53:35+00:00

Dude that's awesome!! Shit, I might have a beer to celebrate and I don't even know you lmao

MGTOWISLIFE · 2019-02-26T15:21:16+00:00

Also did you freeze any for future mechanical womb babies lol. Seriously though?

treble-n-bass · 2019-02-26T16:54:47+00:00

How much $ did that set you back?

PressNeinForGerman · 2019-02-26T17:01:11+00:00

Cool man. Now you just have to figure out how to stop the false rape accusations, STD's, nagging, wasted time/resources, and 400 other miles of dick that hollowed them out to a saggy cow puss.

The juice ain't worth the squeeze. Save yourself the risk and just wank one out.

BertTheWelder · 2019-02-26T18:40:45+00:00

Wooo!! Congrats. I was in my twenties when I had it done too. Wise choice. The pain will fade pretty quick. Just don’t overexert. And also don’t forget to, uh, flush the pipes.

NotLuceBree · 2019-02-26T18:47:59+00:00

Been seriously thinking of getting one myself, good for you!

turtleherpes · 2019-02-26T21:39:18+00:00

No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to. - Morpheus

NeutralXO · 2019-02-26T17:06:29+00:00

All of them

teslaistheshit · 2019-02-26T18:31:29+00:00

Awesome! I recall after having mine the "test sample" needed a couple weeks later really worried me. Good luck and welcome to Sterilville.

RevolutionaryPea7 · 2019-02-26T19:59:51+00:00

I really, really wish I was sterile, but I'm too scared to get a vasectomy.

Zombocom1911 · 2019-02-26T22:50:28+00:00

i am so grateful to have had mine done. getting trapped into a life I didn't want is a horrific thought.

jacketguy · 2019-02-26T17:58:07+00:00

my sister’s ex b/f said he had a vasectomy.. he showed her paperwork and everything

well despite that she ended up preg and then aborted it (which i dont condone)

now she seems like kindof a weird person because that guilt appears to cause her to act like wrong doesnt exist

always talking about “dont judge” all the time now which is a weird way of life to me because u continually shun standards of decency/morality

alborotogarcia · 2019-02-26T19:58:47+00:00

not even related to this.. but just seen that the process still can be reverted by a surgeon.. nice to know go on bruh!

Ijiraqshin · 2019-02-26T20:40:15+00:00

Party Loads 24/7

ducaati · 2019-02-27T00:20:04+00:00

All of them.

MattFoley79 · 2019-02-27T03:50:03+00:00

That sense of peace that you get after a vasectomy is priceless indeed. It will be one of the best decisions you ever make.

FrancoGamerxz · 2019-02-27T16:06:38+00:00

How many bullets Will I be able to dodge now?

All of them as long as you're smart.

jonathino001 · 2019-02-26T20:09:02+00:00

Not a great idea. Getting a vasectomy will just be an excuse to fuck more. After all why put yourself through all that pain if you aren't going to use it to have safe sex? But it still isn't safe, is it?...

crnrd_ccs · 2019-02-26T17:13:09+00:00

Just the "parenthood" bullet. But if you're referring to that as a bullet anyway then I'd say it's a relief there will only be one of you.

My Vasectomy is done!

Comments

These days that's a trivial response... women (and cucks/simps) have ZERO problems instantly "going nuclear" over the most ridiculous "imagined offense" things.

Title	My Vasectomy is done!
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Date	February 26, 2019 2:58 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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