Need help with making an asshole tinder bio for a social experiment

coldfusion718 · 2017-06-13T02:08:03+00:00

Possible lines:

You must be rated at least an 8. I'm a dog person and already have one. I dont need two.

You must be in the appropriate BMI scale. (5'4" 105lbs - 5'10" 130lbs). If I am expected to pay for dinner it wont be an all you can eat buffet.

I dont like cats...i've had them. They taste like chicken but too dry (yes I have tried several recipes). I prefer chicken, so don't ask.

I am looking for a long term relationship so your mom will be the indication of how you will look when you are old. I will have to meet her before the second date. You get preference is she is already dead... I dont want the trouble of dealing with in-laws if possible.

If you expect dinner, I expect you to swallow. No exceptions. Blow job comes first...I have trust issues.

Yes I have money, no you won't get any of it. My money came from working hard and being smart. Too smart to be tricked by a gold digger. You must have a job, your own car and a credit score above 700 to get into this club, sweetie.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-06-13T01:25:05+00:00

The thug/banger profiles get the most hits. Make him 6'4", tatted up, Harley-owner, 'currently between jobs'...chicks find this shit irresistible. Works for any race.

JStheHammer · 2017-06-12T22:31:00+00:00

I'd be 6,6,6 let them jump on you. Play them for a week and then reject them for a trivial reason.

But why waste your time?

iamgtow · 2017-06-13T00:26:05+00:00

Look into a dating profile made by Rollo Tomassi (he has it in one of his books).

I believe it was Preventive Medicine.

Tried it online (okcupid) and got some funny replies by pissed off post-wallers.

One line I remember was:

I am 6'2'' so you better be shorter than that cuz I am never looking up to you.

Or be younger than 27 since I plan to court for 4-5 years before kids/marriage and women expire around 30.

General_Fear · 2017-06-13T01:45:02+00:00

Sociologist have done this experiment already.

So the whole video or jump to the good stuff at 1:50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoKA-a5vEEc

bonusfruit · 2017-06-12T23:16:27+00:00

I like seeing the results of such experiments. I look forward to it

ColdStoryBro · 2017-06-13T04:05:16+00:00

TMI SJW Ugly combo.
Baggage Beta Middle combo.
Asshole Alpha Handsome combo.
Asshole Alpha Below Avg. combo.

mercwithamagicsword · 2017-06-13T16:54:41+00:00

Your Dad will hate me, if you have a Dad.

Chael1h · 2017-06-13T01:53:12+00:00

Put in that if you weigh more than 160, don't even bother.

mentalidade_logica · 2017-06-13T03:16:37+00:00

Tell her that she has to look like a Twiggy toothpick and everything else is just fat. (On second thought that could be cruel for the younger ones).

raisins3142 · 2017-06-13T03:59:52+00:00

If you want the most hits, I'd go for "realistic asshole". That is someone that is not too over the top.

301niko · 2017-06-13T05:10:57+00:00

How do you get past number verification?

dirtydog113 · 2017-06-13T12:12:58+00:00

I did this for shits and giggles. Put in .. must be able to make a good sandwich ...and bonus points if you do it wearing nothing but your panties.

i actually got several DM 's from it.

SECTION	CONTENT
Title	Science of Sex Appeal: What Women Find Attractive
Description	A small experiment reveals insight into what women find attractive about cars, status, and men.
Length	0:03:07

Title	Need help with making an asshole tinder bio for a social experiment
Author	Stopbeingfuckingbeta
Upvotes	22
Comments	26
Date	June 12, 2017 10:26 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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