Never help a simp.

rockorbe2002 · 2018-08-23T23:32:43+00:00

You can always cover for him....for a price. Silver lining. Nothing in life is free gents.

wildfireboat · 2018-08-24T00:53:18+00:00

That's gotta earn him a few who-hurt-yous, lol.

wmap99 · 2018-08-24T00:17:21+00:00

I bet she doesn't even work, let alone has the empathy to cover someone else's shift.

"You want me to come to work before 11am or stay after 2pm? What?! Stop oppressing me!!!"

"Oh by the way, Chad is making me drive him to a sorority party at 1pm tomorrow so I won't be in, you big men [having just finished a 13 hour shift] can cover little old me [for an extra 8 hours] right? Sorry can't split the money with you as I need to get my hair done hahahahahahahahah"

ConstantChinner · 2018-08-23T23:22:23+00:00

Haha!
NAH

littlenitemayor · 2018-08-24T06:36:29+00:00

In war its "no man left behind." But with simps is just "fuck it let them bleed Out" Theres no helping these guys their blinded by the pussy.

xxcups · 2018-08-24T12:54:32+00:00

My buddy covered for this chick at work. Basically allowing her to leave and he said she was there because it was slow. Boss calls for her and Buddy says shes in the bathroom. He calls her and says she needs to get back to work. She says fuck it. Boss fires both. Doing shit like this is Standard Operating Procedure for so many guys

hermopietrobon · 2018-08-24T00:10:24+00:00

My hero

Theredpilldoctor28 · 2018-08-24T00:56:26+00:00

Who hurt you ? ;)

CardboardJesusWoW · 2018-08-24T02:29:56+00:00

If someone needs off can't they make a request ahead of time

JohnPerera · 2018-08-24T07:35:55+00:00

cuck

PalmelaHanderson_II · 2018-08-24T02:28:12+00:00

Offer a case of beer and I'll consider it.

2018-08-24T09:03:16+00:00

One year of being a slave, nothing to be happy about.

AntiAbleism · 2018-08-24T03:37:40+00:00

Nope.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-08-25T00:27:06+00:00

And then his coworker held it against him for the rest of their time working together even though it wasn't this guy's responsibility to pick up someone else's slack.

I used to have coworkers like that, who threw a bitch fit because I didn't do their own jobs for them.

Title	Never help a simp.
Author	LegitimateAngle
Upvotes	383
Comments	23
Date	August 23, 2018 11:21 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/99sals/never_help_a_simp/
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