Just wanted to share this with the fellas.

I'm crossing the street with my bro (were walking side by side, no room in between but room on sides) when this below-average, uppity city girl started towards us. From the jump her path is focused RIGHT between us, like she wants us part for her. My brother and I just keep walking, still no room in between with no intent of changing a fuckin' thing. The girl was so sure that we were going to make room that she embarrassed herself when she nearly bumped into both of us.

I'm not making this shit up. Once she realized that we weren't going to move she almost tripped over herself trying to avoid a moving wall. Cracks me up when I think about the reactions of all the drivers who were stopped watching.