[Off Topic] What's a good name for a dog?

VanDriver1 · 2018-01-06T11:25:38+00:00

"Forest."

Run Forest, Run!

sLiKcAt · 2018-01-06T14:11:51+00:00

Name your dog "Stains" that way you can yell out "come Stains" whenever you'd like.

ChrisBrownApologist · 2018-01-06T10:18:28+00:00

Hebrew Bergenstein

ecraxe · 2018-01-06T21:00:09+00:00

Anubis. The ancient egyptian god of mummification, who was depicted as having the head of a canine. Just off the top of my head.

2018-01-06T12:30:54+00:00

Incumbent Undersecretary of the Interior of the United States, Michael L. Connor.

I think this is a reasonable name.

executedigging · 2018-01-06T13:47:32+00:00

Can't be a human name, must be two syllables, and can't have any similar sounds to commands you are going to give him in the name.

Voltron666 · 2018-01-06T17:15:48+00:00

Professor Dogman

TVTestPattern · 2018-01-06T17:43:42+00:00

Mr. Peanutbutter

PORTMANTEAU-BOT · 2018-01-06T10:22:26+00:00

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2018-01-06T12:39:04+00:00

Did you get a dog? Which breed?

Mephistov · 2018-01-06T13:31:47+00:00

Tequila?

theWillpowerEngine · 2018-01-06T17:02:44+00:00

Toadkiller Dog.

Make sure you call him by his full name so he doesn't respond to "Toadkiller," just "Toadkiller Dog"

Presbourg · 2018-01-06T18:51:11+00:00

Arashida

Yashugan00 · 2018-01-06T19:12:26+00:00

Meat.

VanDriver1 · 2018-01-06T19:18:56+00:00

DangZagnut if you haven't read this, it's pretty funny:

I named my dog, Sex.

SFW

apx24 · 2018-01-06T19:43:55+00:00

Personally, I would name my pet after a song I liked or a video galen character.

JohnnyRockets75 · 2018-01-06T21:19:52+00:00

Homeslice

TheHandsomeMF · 2018-01-06T21:53:12+00:00

Fuba.

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-01-08T13:09:25+00:00

Wanted to call my dog Lemons, but my then GF did not allow the name. Now it's like it, but different. She also wouldn't agree with Melons :'(

joewhyit · 2018-01-06T15:17:44+00:00

I couldn’t say. Like, I call every dog I meet “Buddy”. Don’t care if the owner told me the dog’s name or not; all dogs are “Buddy” to me.

Title	[Off Topic] What's a good name for a dog?
Author	DangZagnut
Upvotes	7
Comments	26
Date	January 6, 2018 10:15 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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