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[–]anongogogo53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He cheated because he can't possibly make out to that mouth anymore.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, cause his uper lip only makes out with her ginormous upper teeth gums.
[–]WWWWWWWWWoWWWWWWWWWW1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she has the jaw of Howard Stern's horse face wife, Beth Oats.
[–]datdbui653 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Cunt is set for life, for generations. Bezos gonna make that money back but now he knows marriage is a worthless investment.
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[–]Profeind7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My father always said: "If you're not doubling your money every seven years, then you're doing something wrong"
He's into broad indexes/mutual funds/ ETF's.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I won't be surprised if she manages to run out of it all somehow. I believe in women's stupidity with money. And just overall.
[–]ZarBandit34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every woman: if you loved me we wouldn’t need a prenup.
Bet this bitch doesn’t get married again without a prenup.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
her neck ...
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[–]fahad_the_great7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Her fucking eyes tho
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Pure evil
[–]fahad_the_great5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Evil looking in 2 directions at once
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just like her ex.
[–]Forevery0ung1226 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
$40B huh? That's alot of cats.
[–]Crazyplayer749-5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or dogs. Dog people are lunatics lol
[–]Greenergrass211 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Excuse me sir. I’m a huge dog person and I may be a lunatic in my head but I am pretty stable with other people!
I'm a dog person. I have not got a dog. Or any pet. And probably will never. But I'm still a dog person.
Because dogs are just that awesome. And so are the people who care for them.
[–]Joroda20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And regular Joes still think marriage is a good idea. Nothing says matriarchy like "hey wake tf up, we just witnessed the richest man on the planet get positively divorce-reamed". What can ANY man do at that point? GHOW
[–]ohchristworld12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To her credit, she did some grunt work to build the company. But the money was made by Jeff. She lived off his work, his ideas and the ideas of his company’s employees.
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[–]NickTesla201813 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The next guy who dates her is absolute toast. You know she wants a guy of higher value. And that guy is dating much younger women.
[–]Liberty177620196 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he's smart, he will divorce her as soon as she can be taken for half. This is the game they started, two can play it. Let the women take it from all the dummies, I'm only marrying women with more money than me.
[–]KING_CPB1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
This. There are plenty of gold diggers we can bash out there but not this woman. Check her wiki. She didn't even take 50%.
[–]oldskoolflavor8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bezos is teaching everyone a golden lesson involuntarily. Yet, most idiots still think that marriage is the only way in life and the only path on their destiny because thats what their mothers told them.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$160 million a year For each year married. Expensive hooker
[–]fourwindsgold1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1.5B per year
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
her and 99% of the other richest women in the world... divorce or inheritance
[–]horonlapsi2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lets be honest here he did cheat it was kinda his own fault
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine having Amazon Prime on that over the hill ass.
I bet watching her eat an apple is vomit inducing.
[–]panasane2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perhaps the most expensive redpill in history. The price of healthcare sure is rising lol.
[–]CeleritySteam3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine paying 40 billion for that subprime pussy.
[–]MDMantis-Toboggan1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was a good Hitman really that much more expensive?
[–]SilkySullivan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just goes to show that some women are worth paying 40 billion to get rid of. I’d say the kinda freedom he has now was worth it.
[–]judeau70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
World is a fucking joke and it's hilarious how serious some people take it
[–]ILubsYou0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats what Bezos gets for payin 0% in taxes
[–]Lezzymclezface0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you not know they started the company together and books and booksellers was her idea. They wrote the Business model together, she negotiated all the early contracts and was COO. It’s common knowledge.
He got rich in the divorce not her, you have it backwards.
This reach must have dislocated a shoulder
[–]Bri-700 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See any Democrats saying she should pay it up in taxes?
[–]LegacyToaster0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Technically not the richest woman in the world but point taken
[–]Professsor_Q-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh
[–]that_nast-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big ouff
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