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[–]sicrm63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
brings nothing so she can split it in half later
[–]redditradishman48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You have no idea how common "but I'm the girl" or "I have a pussy" is to these creatures.
[–]External-Can-783929 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
In FDS, they literally consider being questioned “what do you contribute to a relationship” a red flag.
[–]redditradishman12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No clue why chad isn't committing to them...
[–]RedEyeBlackEye17 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches ain't shit, Ignore em'.
If you can, fuck em...then Chuck em.
[–]HonestGamingTroll1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sweet. So the next time a broad asks me that, I'll see it for the red flag it is.
Thanks for the kick-ass advice FDS.
[–]Usual_Sir24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow !! They bring CC. pussy to the table and a cheating mindset what a bargain guys.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL! Reminds me of this story with an ex of mine.
We were in an exclusive relationship and had been for months. Sex was on tap, I took her out, we had great times. However one time she started trying to hustle me for a monthly allowance. Literally cash in her hand every month so she could buy things and pay bills, etc. We were NOT living together or sharing any expenses at this point.
I just looked at her and asked her one simple question: "Well, what do I get out of it?"
Her answer after a few seconds? "You get me!"
I was waiting for that one. "So you're a prostitute, now?"
"...NO!" she blurted out after a few seconds. But she dropped it and never brought it up again. I wasn't some simp you could fuck like a porn star for a few months then start making demands like that. I knew how the game was played.
So I "got her" for a monthly fee? The same "her" I had been getting for months at this point? What, was that a fucking trial period? She knew she fucked up, big time. I bet one of her thotty friends told her to game me like that. Had she pushed it further I would have dumped her right then and there, with the final statement of "if I wanted a prostitute, I'd pay her to leave after not stick around and nag for more shit"
[–]Sid_Insidious17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women now say "They are the table".
Well, same over-all dimensions, maybe...
[–]locmew7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just say "I can always buy a better one"
[–]The-Thrillster1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At her last blood test her blood type was Ragout.
[–]Ziogatto1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I AM the table" Should be met with a "Stop objectifying women"
[–]toonami998 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The honest response is "I can't get these on my own, why do I need you?" Then walk away when she can't answer.
[–]Miserable-Lemon8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The stunning thing is that this is how women think. Look at any dating site, if you are lucky in a thousand ad you might see one that define what they might bring to the table.
[–]BoogersAndSugar6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I wanted a prostitute, I'd call an escort service.
[–]Profitglutton3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A table has to be able to provide support which they clearly do not.
[–]OverlordActual11 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else find it weird how they made wojacks race-based? I thought the idea is that wojacks are like yellow emojis, representing EVERYONE.
[–]RedEyeBlackEye11 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tyrone noped the fuck out.
[–]Peroxidekid1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
STDs, Chad, Tyrone and kids. Also, student debt, useless degree, mental disorder, abusive past and all that crap.
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