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[–]selfism_mike63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
And then he got married.
[–]squiddwhidd[S] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Lmaooo
[–]thenationalblade4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't know if it's true because I didn't find any stats on it but I heard that marriages of white men to black women have the lowest divorce rates.
[–]squiddwhidd[S] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They’ll kill you . Don’t fuck over a black woman . There won’t be any “ walking away “
[–]gi0rno_gi0vanna3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Trust me, I won't be touching one with a stick, given the option to
[–]squiddwhidd[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never rule anything out with absolute impunity, but for any woman to garner my attention ever again will have to be UnnFuuFuu from Eddie Murphy stand up days , and even that plate lipped bitch went sour on him ! Lol
[–]thenationalblade-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever.
[–]MarcusAurileus7019 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Add to that... if you were told beforehand that not only do you have a 75% chance of the parachute failing but you would also pay for the privilege if you survived the fall.... would you still do it?
[–]squiddwhidd[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes this!
[–]Mikeytikey1232 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OH MY gAWD DUDE sIGN me UP
[–]FightClubHamster6912 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s unfortunate he got married, maybe he found a unicorn. Although on his podcast he tend to literally complain about his wife.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A man complaining about his wife. Unfortunately, this is considered not only normal, but healthy in our society.
[–]Mieczyslaw_Stilinski5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This stat is kind of skewed. The divorce rate is high because the same people are getting divorced over and over again. Most people get married and stay because divorce is too expensive. I've been married to the same woman (and her various personalities) for over 20 years. I'm unhappy but divorce really isn't in the cards.
[–]EdwardSandchest3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Divorce =/= failure. I think this sub has it right. Get married young, do the kids & then the divorce thing before your established, then by 35 youve been redpilled & free to GYOW
[–]rykotxet3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Humorists/comedians need to feel the pain in their own lives to be able to produce good material for their shows (best humor comes from people making fun of their own misadventures). Some of them are tortured souls, like Robin Williams or Lenny Bruce (they committed suicide). And getting married is just a first step to go down to hell.
[–]oldassbass2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What benefits a guy in a marriage again?
[–]CaptainChrom20001 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes I would. Because the Parachute would shame me by saying I don't trust him. Lol
[–]squiddwhidd[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]Superboy_Prime71 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He did haha
[–]usnraptor1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even with four "incidences" as a skydiver with 500 jumps, I must say that skydiving has brought me way less pain than marriage & child. In fact, skydiving has helped with my mental health while dealing with said marriage & child.
Air Indiana Skydiving youtube channel
[–]ettins6190 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait until he's getting divorce rape. See whose laughing
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