I had come into a little bit of knowledge, that for those of us that are looking around for women. Whether to sleep with or otherwise.

There is a new trend going around where women are slipping male enhancement pills into our drinks. This could be one of two reasons.

One, they want you to sleep with them, possibly trapping you into having kids. Which is, of course, rape. But try to convince a court of this.

Or, two. You burned them, or they're feeling decidedly spiteful just because. And you will experience the most painful set of blue balls ever.

Do not leave your drinks unattended. Do not accept drinks from women. Be careful, guys.