Quick guide on how to be a simp.

TB409 · 2017-12-17T15:52:41+00:00

Don't ever let me catch any of you doing this bullshit

CanadaCurt · 2017-12-17T16:23:46+00:00

Yesterday, I went at a local Italian grocery store. As a was walking in from the parking lot, I saw this guy in his 20’s unloading a stroller from his SUV with his high-maintenance wife by his side. My first thought - thanks to the red pill - was Beta-bucks. I passed them on a couple of occasions while in the store, but one incident stood out. She was at one end of an aisle, he was at the other, and she made this contemptuous head nod to indicate the he should rush over to her. Honestly, I wanted to touch the broad with the jab. Of course, he scurried over to her. No doubt, hoping not to induce her wrath. Married dudes are fucking pathetic.

mxwell89 · 2017-12-17T16:06:16+00:00

The worst part? She probably friend zoned him and fucked Chad that night.

Long_Range_Shooter · 2017-12-17T17:33:48+00:00

I like the one someone posted a week or so ago of the women jumping up and down try to get a product off the top shelf. A tall black guy strolls by and it seems he was going to reach up get one for her but instead grabbed it for himself and walked away. Now that was funny.

jkarovskaya · 2017-12-17T15:55:21+00:00

Fake, at least I hope so.

He could just hand Her Highness whatever she desires, instead of this horse shit

gravelheart · 2017-12-17T18:50:24+00:00

Reminds me of the tv show Rome where Julius Caesar uses a soldier as a foot stool when getting on his horse.

Except here the dictator of Rome is replaced by a silly little bitch... as is the soldier.

CaptainCommunism7 · 2017-12-17T17:07:12+00:00

This is most likely D/S fetish material, not your everyday hunny bunny couple.

robowriter · 2017-12-17T18:55:23+00:00

Does he clean toilets in a little apron.

stringedbeams · 2017-12-17T21:34:21+00:00

simple

SilverGryphon · 2017-12-17T21:37:37+00:00

Is this for real?

Aussiewolf82 · 2017-12-17T23:38:40+00:00

With those cone fuck me boots, guessing it's a dom.

cmdralpha · 2017-12-18T00:33:51+00:00

No simp zone

Yashugan00 · 2017-12-18T10:51:51+00:00

He could have easily picked them up one by one. This is clearly done so she can send thus picture around to all her friends to show dominance: I got mine trained already.

jamocadyn · 2017-12-18T15:02:13+00:00

I see a whole of pics with Asian men doing crap like this? Why?!?!?

Cabshear · 2017-12-18T20:08:51+00:00

Why couldn’t he just get it down for her?

Darth_Toenail · 2017-12-17T17:47:36+00:00

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SpinxS · 2017-12-18T07:38:27+00:00

either she has a pussy made of gold, or that man is stupid.

Title	Quick guide on how to be a simp.
Author	ADepressedLittleShit
Upvotes	175
Comments	42
Date	December 17, 2017 3:09 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7ke8c2/quick_guide_on_how_to_be_a_simp/
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