Two monks walking together...They come across a group of people that can’t get by some water. A woman is there with a dress on and it would soil her dress to cross the water. One of the monks picks her up and carries her to the other side.

After about 30 minutes of walking, the second monk says “I can’t believe you carried that woman over the water. We aren’t allowed to touch a woman.” The first monk replies “I only carried her over the water. You’ve been carrying her for the last 30 minutes.”

Let it go.