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[–]ZealousMathematician4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lift for yourself. And kick the bitch. You deserve better poon man.
[–]Paladin290328 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And then after she wakes up, “he” changes his tampon.
[–]WhistlingAlong 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao.
[–]AngryDeer22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh fucking cringe me later you fucking soppy cunt. Do you wipe her arse for her too? You fucking wankstain.
[–]mrk6821 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is until he looks down and realizes she couldn’t hold her stool through the night because her anus is messed up from anal sex...
The kind of sex he’s never had with her...
[–]Devilsgun21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"So you wake up and stare at me for hours at a time, is that what you're saying? That's fucking creepy as Hell, Brian! Oh my fucking God, I can't even... Shit, I can't fucking believe you you fucking asshole! Lindsay was right about you, you're a fucking creeper!
No, DON'T TOUCH ME! I can't fucking believe I wasted my time on... YOU. No, fuck you! I'm calling the police! You're fucking crazy!"
But hey, he gets those super valuable Romance Points online amirite? NO?
Creeped and Cucked and Totally Fucked.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DanishSweets0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]joewhyit9 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
What a dipshit.
[–]ManIsWalking6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's pretty fucking gay, my dude.
[–]reddit_detective_4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Making sure she won’t do something dangerous to your health and happiness?
[–]Herpnderp145 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao, congrats you've reached Level 900 in Cuck.
[–]based_meme4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
frame holding intensifies
[–]rationalthought3142 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
other women: "awww...that's so sweet!"
his girlfriend: "god, this guy is clingy as fuck!"
lesson - women always find the gestures of other men romantic but not that of their own boyfriends and husbands.
[–]ThePanther991 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why did Drake come to mind
[–]DarwinianKEKistani1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be that retard who was accused by his grlfriend of rape because he accidentally put his penis in her ass while sleeping in the morning
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can smell the soy from here....
[–]1UPZ_0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
soyboy gonna soy
[–]redditrat990 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck that.
Almost every ex has asked " don't you want to stay in bed with me."
"I have to do [insert whatever shit I want to do]"
"Oh, okay."
Why the fuck would I want to just lay there?
.... lol oh shit, maybe this is another reason why i'm happily single.
This is a 100% guaranteed way to get dumped for him, to show this kind of affection.
[–]SovereignSoul760 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I could be out there doing something productive, but I'd rather lay in bed and think about what a lucky guy I am! That way when I find out she fucked 11 Chads during our relationship, I'll be at the lowest possible SMV, and will have no other choice than sit around and be depressed!"
[–]bartmichaelds1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
ehw
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