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[–]grizzer9968 points69 points70 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I've always told myself ever since I was kid, "If I ever win the lottery, I'm going off grid and cutting everything out of my life. People included". Wealth attracts the worst type of women, ie gold diggers, straight up whores and whatnot
[–]monkensteinxstupido40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
I already have a bailout plan.
Instant Vanish on everyone I know. Throwing the cellphone out the window and demolishing all credit cards immediately. Dumping some mystery cash on a couple of folks via lawyer well after I am gone.
All cash/possessions in a trust.
Immediately buying 4 houses with stockpiled utilities/food money for 10 years in flyover states.
Stuffing 2-3 Mill into investments to get a steady 10% return yearly. Living off that. That's 100k-300k/yr.
Pulling out 100k. Cash.
Leaving.Traveling. The world. Until it is all. Gone. Not all 5 star hotels either. 10% 5 star, the rest hostels, mom & pops,etc.
When the 100k ends I will have a plan.
[–]grizzer9920 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sweet bailout plan brother. All smart moves to play. Especially the cell phone and cutting people out
[–]rkelly1113 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy is playing 4d chess
[–]PoseidonLordoftheSea1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Only kink in your plan is expecting a consistent 10% return on your investments. 4%ish is more realistic
[–]monkensteinxstupido1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I can accept 4%. $120k without having to work is quite nice.
At $120k per year, 4 houses, and still sizeable amount of money left, I am good.
I am a minimalist. I like things nice but not too over the top and I find the joys of life come from freedom, people, and friends. Not having to worry where your money is coming from is the icing on the cake.
I need underwear, clean running water, a bed, a laptop and the internet.
Also, lets go ham and change up the spending:
live off the 1st mil for 10 years - that's 100k/yr for 10 years. Just see the world.
and spend 2 of those mil on perpetuity bonds instead.
2 perpetuity bonds for 1 mil each that mature in 10 years, so when they start to pay off,
they'll pay me $150k-$200k per year for the rest of my life and 10 years after.
So as soon as my first mil is up in 10 years, the perpetuity bonds kick in.
I don't need any more money.
Also, I would Establish myself amongst my neighbors as some kinda "longshore fisherman/Alaskan pipeline worker/Truck Driver/Foreign English Teacher" and jump between houses each season so I could change locals and people would think its normal when I dissappeared for 3-6 months and reappeared.
It would explain some of my extravagant purchases that, when spread out amongst my four homes, look like a "midlife crisis/once in a lifetime splurge" that comes from having a decent salary.
[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If I win the lottery I’m actually setting up some nonprofit Foundations to benefit men’s depression divorced men Boys without fathers and in general just a men’s advocacy group
[–]grizzer9917 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's a very noble thing to do brother. Especially since most governments don't give a damn about men's issues
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate to say it but something like that would have to be marketed as a way to make men better men just to shut the assholes up and not advertise the fact that it’s there to help men cope with the bullshit that women put them through
Also the bylaws would have to be written ironclad that only biological males from birth can be members and receive benefits
[–]immaluckez0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Standing ovation brother
[–]AbsoluteSereniti12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You couldn’t be more right. My ex who was a complete insufferable psychopath was only into me because she had the impression that I came from a wealthy family due to my posh/extravagant lifestyle. However that was not the case at all. My parents have always gone above and beyond for me and my younger brother and that is the result. Fair to say her attitude soon changed. Complete 180 after I told her about our real economic crisis. She went from an insufferable bitch to a complete emotionally abusive bitch who thought that I SHOULD be prideful to have her as my girlfriend and that I would need to give her constant attention 24/7. Needless to say that I dumped her a few months ago as there’s only so much abuse a man can take.
[–]ultrasuperthrowaway2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but who would you fuck around with? Just troll the internet forever gets boring. Gotta troll real people too
[–]Lunchie831 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh id buy my parents a new house and couple of cars and make sure the kids are set for life. Everyone else can eat sh*t.
[–]Mr_Exotic228 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Seems like bukake invitation, are you sure she is inviting only you?
[–]youarewastingtime18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Invite is for every millionaire in 100 mile radius
[–]JerryNewton718 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Quiz: What is the first thing you should buy if you win the lottery?
Answer: A vasectomy.
[–]PutridMeatPuppet2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My answer : a small, but experienced law firm. You’ll need it.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit in their mouths.
[–]Chief_Niggums7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For real though!
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck women.
[–]badnewsbear9124 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dunno I'm pretty well off women still hate me lol fuck em.
[–]LGarrett_155 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of My Name is Earl... women nowadays to a T.
[–]FatKnob1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could game the thots/gold diggers and just lure them with false hope! Oh, btw get a vascetomy!
[–]ZachMan10300 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/dankmemes is red-pilled for sure.
[–]MisterioBerlin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
worldwide thot
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