She is the couch

RiverSound · 2018-07-18T08:13:23+00:00

I’m going to address the elephant in the room.

This woman’s ass is so huge there is no way she can wipe her own ass or clean it in the shower and given how much food she eats, you can be damn sure as hell she is unloading cargo and lots of it.

100% she smells disgusting.

ConstantChinner · 2018-07-18T04:08:19+00:00

Optical THOTlusion

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-07-18T12:45:55+00:00

Imagine you are a male nurse like me. Imagine that you have to take care for patients like this. Imagine that you as the only male nurse on the ward are the poor fucker who will have to do most of the heavy lifting here.

And then imagine that everyone keeps telling you that fat shaming is a bad thing and that all women are strong and beautiful.

comisohigh · 2018-07-18T04:06:48+00:00

Unless of course you like this type of enabling....

801735 · 2018-07-18T04:08:10+00:00

Pfff I...I-uh...pfffff

There really is no couch.

apwiseman · 2018-07-18T05:10:02+00:00

My eyes. They burn. Can't. be. unseen.

Mapispema-ta · 2018-07-18T07:17:56+00:00

She ate the fucking couch.

Sol_Install · 2018-07-18T05:20:57+00:00

I've seen this chick before. This a woman call Queen Pear. She does porn. Yes men are fucking her.

Illustrious_Hour · 2018-07-18T06:52:03+00:00

final level boss

Playerhst · 2018-07-18T07:13:04+00:00

Jesus they are evolving now into couches

ZealousMathematician · 2018-07-18T05:36:30+00:00

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anongogogo · 2018-07-18T04:25:03+00:00

She is taking a shit because the toilet broke.

AboutNinthAccount · 2018-07-18T11:06:22+00:00

That's no moon.

DarthCallidous · 2018-07-18T05:13:18+00:00

She'd be attractive if she lost 400 pounds. Shame.

jgui6462 · 2018-07-18T05:57:20+00:00

Mathew mcoonhaey voice in interstar . That's no couch. It's a whale

Nkazio · 2018-07-18T06:07:39+00:00

...Holy shit.

scaur · 2018-07-18T11:13:11+00:00

New Transformer ?

VertWhweler · 2018-07-18T13:10:37+00:00

Achtung panzer.

Farhandlir · 2018-07-18T13:54:05+00:00

How can one become so fat that one becomes a couch, gee those wymin are hopeless.

Adiaphoron · 2018-07-18T17:12:27+00:00

“You guys need to man up if you can’t handle curvy women! You must all have small dicks.” /s

GiitaFan9 · 2018-07-18T11:35:28+00:00

lucasblake69 · 2018-07-18T12:01:22+00:00

Was having dinner and this pic totally ruined my appetite

PolishHammerMK · 2018-07-18T12:18:22+00:00

Her ass ate the couch

Zefirez · 2018-07-18T13:29:34+00:00

Holy.....shit. o_O

volcanolairbadguy · 2018-07-18T15:09:07+00:00

Marriage lol

oldrunnerguy · 2018-07-18T16:05:21+00:00

I think she broke the couch!!!

FritzLn · 2018-07-18T16:29:17+00:00

And sadly she gets more sex than the average male. Not even close

MMGTOW · 2018-07-18T18:00:45+00:00

You Misogynists just can't handle this strong and independent REAL WOMAN.

Wife her up right now!

/s

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-07-18T18:08:23+00:00

Imagine the fart that would result if you fed her a 5-lb plate of baked beans. Lighting a candle would probably result in an explosion so powerful that the gas & electric company would think a pipeline ruptured.

everythingisatoms · 2018-07-19T02:41:15+00:00

Let’s not call it fat shaming

Let’s call it unhealthiness shaming

It is unhealthy. It cannot be argued otherwise.

Sealing_Phoenix · 2018-07-19T04:22:39+00:00

Oh holy shit, this obesity epidemic is getting out of hand. We need like a fucking war or famine to fix it at this point.

Title	She is the couch
Author	comisohigh
Upvotes	244
Comments	63
Date	July 18, 2018 4:06 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8zs6x3/she_is_the_couch/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/she-is-the-couch.523938 https://theredarchive.com/post/523938

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