Sorry but that's not the same exact thing. A similar situation would be if her vagina was too small for actual penetration.
Sorry to say I'm on her side in this one. You need to be sexually compatible with your partner to make it work. Then again she is actually retarded for waiting until marriage. Any guy bar a fricking mormon priest who says that is lying to you
“Wife waited until marriage and i now found out shes hideous without makeup, she is not as tall without her heels, her bra is a padded A cup, her ass is sagging when shes not wearing leggings, and she even had butt pads. But the worst is her wide gaping vag. AITA?”
Well, if she think she is such a pro at sex, she should have no problem pleasing him. Otherwise, he’ll hire a hooker, and she is much cheaper in the long run.
He's probably around average size anyway. It's amazing how many women nowadays think that porn stars are normal and that they just have the bad luck to keep ending up with guys who took some kind of drug to intentionally shrink their penis. If a guy brings it up, then his partner will always either tell him it's fine because she's not shallow, or attack him for being insecure, so it's pointless. I can't understand how she could be surprised when any guy who decides on his own to wait until marriage must have a reason to be shy with women.
To me it seems the worst part is that people are mostly siding with that posts OP even though she did not even ask about this, and they are just assuming thats the reason he waited to marriage, guess thats just most of reddit tbh.
[–]Helstromme15 points16 points17 points (5 children) | Copy Link
!remindme 1 week
I'mma make a post similar to this, but she's going to have mudflaps and a stinky vag. Let's see how drastically different the responses I get are.
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!remindme 1 week
Looking forward to that
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Make it so that her clitoris is freaking huge, so much so that it looks the same as a micropenis. Haha
[–]Icanbeyou0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry but that's not the same exact thing. A similar situation would be if her vagina was too small for actual penetration.
Sorry to say I'm on her side in this one. You need to be sexually compatible with your partner to make it work. Then again she is actually retarded for waiting until marriage. Any guy bar a fricking mormon priest who says that is lying to you
[–]Malefics1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Please do
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!remindme 1 week
[–]ijnenak12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
“Wife waited until marriage and i now found out shes hideous without makeup, she is not as tall without her heels, her bra is a padded A cup, her ass is sagging when shes not wearing leggings, and she even had butt pads. But the worst is her wide gaping vag. AITA?”
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Reeeeeere she is a goddamn queen
[–]jerry4089 points10 points11 points (3 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO dude hahahahahahhahaha this shit is fucking hilarious...... LMAO
[–]dds87[S] 5 points6 points7 points (2 children) | Copy Link
Surprise motherfucker lol
[–]jerry4082 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude her putting him on blast on the internet is the funniest part. She is shocked as hell.
[–]dds87[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah at least I don't we don't have that problem lol
[–]jerry4084 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
HE HAS A mICRo LmAo
[–]ThaBromar2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, if she think she is such a pro at sex, she should have no problem pleasing him. Otherwise, he’ll hire a hooker, and she is much cheaper in the long run.
[–]pantsu_kamen3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
He's probably around average size anyway. It's amazing how many women nowadays think that porn stars are normal and that they just have the bad luck to keep ending up with guys who took some kind of drug to intentionally shrink their penis. If a guy brings it up, then his partner will always either tell him it's fine because she's not shallow, or attack him for being insecure, so it's pointless. I can't understand how she could be surprised when any guy who decides on his own to wait until marriage must have a reason to be shy with women.
[–]cylonraiderr1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Size doesn't matter.....unless you're 10 inches.
[–]Broken_Joystick971 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
To me it seems the worst part is that people are mostly siding with that posts OP even though she did not even ask about this, and they are just assuming thats the reason he waited to marriage, guess thats just most of reddit tbh.
[–]rejac2181 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never had one that didn't check this out first..I usually say...whatta ya think a that?