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[β]redditisfullofcucks1 81 points82 points83 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
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[β]boringcarpets21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always thought it was a misunderstanding and the thing is the lid, not the seat (in which case it is correct to keep it closed), but somewhere along the line it got confused with the seat and, as bill burr says, "now we're in this room"
[β]ZealousMathematician27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Flappy boy!
[β]ChantingMonk9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
KEEP THESE DANK MEMES COMING, MEN! MEME MAGIC IS REAL!
[β]lostapwbm21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]Wise2TheLies 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MeToo
[β][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop! I am being oppressed!
[β]mgtown10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They would both lose.
3.5 billion women would abuse the flappy boy and cause it to clog.
Once the flappy boy clogs, they would all shit in the streets, because none of them ever learned how to unclog a toilet. Even though they could look it up online. Because it's "icky".
[β]fuckyouredditcunts778 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They love to clog them though. I had a complete cunt of a tenant scream at me because their toilet wasn't working. Turns out she had been flushing her dental floss down the fucking thing for the past 6 months. The waste basket was literally a foot away from the toilet but she thought it was a better idea to use the crapper as a trash can. They are so completely fucking retarded it absolutely blows my mind.
[β]8017356 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody call the fire department NOW!
[β]deadBeefCafe20146 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The women would win. The first land whale would crush flappy boy by the forces of gravity alone.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha flappy boi got no chance
[–]DabForDaubeny6 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
[β]sonic11014 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wha?
[β]realChebz3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the level in Autism in that crowd is making my brain hurt
[β]LooksAtDogs3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, don't group these losers with Autistic people. Autistic people have actually made valuable contributions to society!
[β]LetsGoAllTheWhey2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I'm out and have to use a unisex bathroom I always leave the seat up. Just to piss somebody off.
[–]G5_Shadows3 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I should use my "transgender" """rights""" to go into every woman's bathroom I see and lift up the lid, daring anyone to challenge me and my """""gender expression"""""
[β]Deleted_By_FBI1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whom would win what exactly?
A race?
A battle of wits?
[β]Shimakaze41 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At my old workplace we had to have unisex toilets for a couple of weeks as the ladies were being renovated. Sure as shit the fucking manager sends around an email complaining that we are leaving the toilet seat up and no closing the doors when taking a piss in the toilets. FFS woman, you're a grown arse adult with two working arms, put the toilet seat down yourself.
[β]Kektemplar 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seat is siege in french. Yes bombardments will occur on schedule
[β]pablosito0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has always bothered me, are they literally dive bombing on to the seat?! I've taken many shits in my time and even when I REALLY have to go I'm still clever enough to check that the seat is down and not covered in piss or shit. Based on the stories some girls have told me about girls washrooms they should be doing the same so I honestly don't know/understand why they can't look for and adjust the toilet seat to fit their needs.
[β]ArthurCaine0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One Flappy Boy- someone explain.
[β]MaestroLogical0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Quick question for my kin.
I've always been the type to not bother. Equality and all that jazz. If it's down I'll lift it and if it's up she can lower it.
Recently I made this point to a friend of mine that happens to be a nurse. Instead of the usual rhetoric of 'we fall in!' or 'it should always be down because we both need it in that position' I was met with an unexpected counter.
She claimed that, women get urinary tract infections at a much higher rate because of the nature of their opening being exposed. She claimed that, when a girl has to touch the bacteria laden under side of the seat to lower it, and then wipes with the same hand, they inevitably wipe said bacteria into themselves in the process. So either deal with a girl getting infected constantly or lift the seat for them.
I was at a loss. First time in 17+ years I've been unable to counter with logic.
Thoughts?
[β]mgtowbyexperience1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use the other hand? It's also the etiquette in some countries, which hands are used for which activity.
[β]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How to make fake poop, non-toxic and edible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znX4cvFWxL0
To simulate odors: http://www.moulagesciences.com/store/p82/Simulated_Odors.html Available in Decaying Flesh, Dead Body, Feces, Gunpowder, Burnt Flesh, Vomit, Urine and Car Bomb. Sold per bottle (4 oz). $40 or so
It will get rid of screeching twiggly puff or screaming big red (bugs also work) or when the "only significant other" complains about the toilet seat.
Invite a whole gaggle over. After consuming a couple of "smelly logs" most but the most pervo will bolt from the room. Good times.
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