Simps gonna simp.

Ape_With_Clothes_On · 2019-10-30T22:20:29+00:00

A while back I bumped into a Chad friend of my from my early 20s.

He had done the whole thing - banged lots of women in his teens and twenties and then later married the divorced women with kids.

Her kids hated him and accused him of all sorts of crap.

They later divorced and he lost the lot including access to their child.

He is a broken man.

Yet he still showed me a photo of his "girlfriend" who he has never met but is hoping to get her to visit soon.

I guess she'll be asking for money for flights soon.

debanked · 2019-10-30T22:08:37+00:00

I wonder how the fuck people can fall in love over the internet. If this is happens, then it will be possible for many to fall in love with a Sexbot with AI

Here's a relavent link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2018/08/13/please-do-not-switch-me-off-an-experiment-with-begging-robot-shows-people-hesitate-pull-plug/

worldsoutro · 2019-10-30T22:43:12+00:00

I bet she'll text him later saying sorry and he's right back on the plane to meet no one again 😅

z31fanatic · 2019-10-31T00:36:18+00:00

How do you fall in love with someone you've never seen? This clown cannot be repaired.

softbeats · 2019-10-30T22:14:48+00:00

I wouldn’t say he was “catfished” he was just stood up.

It was all fun and games for her while it was all hypothetical on the internet but when he tried to make it real, it got too real for her and she backed out.

DannyTTT55 · 2019-10-30T22:23:46+00:00

The simp is strong with this one

Sadman1482 · 2019-10-30T23:22:46+00:00

It’s a rejection buffer . Instead of going out and meeting women in the real world those scared of rejection enter long distance relationship with women that they were scared of giving up or even in the more extreme cases a woman they haven’t even met to avoid the dating market . If you have a long distance relationship you don’t have a girlfriend but a pen pal .

Whirrlz · 2019-10-31T01:47:15+00:00

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smokeythecat420 · 2019-10-31T01:22:29+00:00

Coulda put that money towards a new bike... Shame

ChiTownBob · 2019-10-31T03:58:01+00:00

Who ya gonna call?

SIMP BUSTERS!

"I ain't fraid of no ho!"

breathen123 · 2019-10-31T10:41:40+00:00

Believe it or not, but that's an happy ending

The real sad ending is if there was a hot girl waiting for him, enticing him to marriage

silakto339 · 2019-10-31T08:08:45+00:00

a can't think of a better way it could have ended, amazingly underpriced life lesson. lucky boy!

wildfireboat · 2019-10-31T17:45:14+00:00

At least he was in Florida...

Shit man, make the best of it!

RunawayGrain · 2019-10-31T20:35:01+00:00

First red flag was her being from Florida. Hint: I'm originally from Florida. AWALT and all, but drugs, money, and whatever is in the water makes the Florida ones especially nuts.

SkylordAl · 2019-11-01T03:01:23+00:00

An seemingly expensive, but actually very cheap red pill. Hopefully, it's also one that works.

If not, then oh well. Red suppositories are always available for this man as well, but they're going to be more painful for him.

Yami-no-Kami · 2019-11-14T10:23:32+00:00

I feel so bad for you. That's the exact reason why I'd never meet someone I met on the internet let alone spend money for traveling.

TruePolarWanderer · 2019-10-31T01:26:19+00:00

Public Service Message

steve2112rush · 2019-10-31T06:33:06+00:00

I ain't even mad, sucker got what he deserved.

strangerthing7 · 2019-10-31T09:06:19+00:00

Plot twist: following this post he got another private message from a woman, and was catfished again. Simps will never learn.

SearchlightS0uL · 2019-10-31T10:09:12+00:00

I'm still laughing.

hucisco · 2019-11-13T23:46:34+00:00

FUCK IT, Cherish the moment, that happiness you felt for how ever long it lasted that was real and IT came from you, you created it.

Title	Simps gonna simp.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	205
Comments	34
Date	October 30, 2019 9:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dpdlbv/simps_gonna_simp/
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