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[–]Foodcoupon10 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she’s had enough sandwiches. Catch a salad lady.
[–]xMB99 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The way a lot of people make salads nowadays, that doesn't seem like a healthy idea. I imagine a salad to her would be: iceberg lettuce, which has no nutritional value,(I use a spinach base for my salads instead of lettuce, very good for you)cherry tomatoes, bacon bits, shredded cheese, croutons, and a lake of dressing.
[–]geo_gan 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The gallons of oil+sugar+salt dressing that idiots pour on their “healthy weight loss salad” used to make me laugh in work all the time.
[–]benethorpl 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
by EU definition, pizza is technically a salad
[–]thekingbowser 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...how
[–]benethorpl 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
apparently it comes down to percentage of plant-based components
[–]tilio 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
was reading some survivalist stuff... as long as you have water and a multivitamin, someone this morbidly obese could live 30+ days without any food at all.
[–]NickTesla2018 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She might be talking about a threesome sandwich, with her other Feminist / FDS friend and you as the meat. : (
[–]WealthyGhost 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The unfortunate guy won't survive this.
[–]Miserable-Lemon 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love her smug smile. Exceedingly safe, group approved cause, meaningless, often displacaeble goals, attacking only targets that could never fight back, so feminist. So brave.
[–]The-truth-hurts1 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She is obviously a lesbian.. so who is this for?
[–]Odd-Reference-32 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Did you just assume its gender? /s
[–]Ok-Wolverine-6660 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Super straight!! 🤣
[–]kyledontcare 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs a gym membership and a personal trainer and a salad.
[–]Fancy-Ad657 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When are these idiots going to get it... we aren't forcing you to make a sandwich ... if you don't want to make a sandwich then stay away from us. We are not forcing you to have a relationship with us. You can always leave the other directions. Stop trying to force us to have a relationship with your retched asses. YOU are not entitled to US.
What is up with stupid people? That's like people at the border being in "cages" ... no... it's just a fence... you can always go the OTHER direction. Stop being an idiot.
[–]ZarBandit 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's not kid ourselves, one sandwich?
[–]Snowave7 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's too little, why you so stingy? poor woman starving
[–]custardsquare 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is that the Little Britain guy Matt Lucas in a wig?
[–]geo_gan 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SphinxGear 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she’s had enough sandwiches already
[–]bfte2 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TwitterTumblrTikTokReddit: "HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?"
[–]thealphateam 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happy to, go get a job and pay for the bills. I'll sit home and watch Netflix all day while you work....then come home to a sandwich.
[–]GraeFoxx_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL, even when we make a sandwich, we do it better.
[–]marenostrum93 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so this is what western society has come to fight about... who should slam some salad and ham between 2 pieces of bread
[–]s_exper 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ma'am, if you eat one more you will die.
[–]lolomotif12 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We can't bitch, you ate them all.
[–]EclipticSilverFox 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s freaking hilarious 😆
[–]deepspace7 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the catch that men are putting effort to date these days? No thanks.
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