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[–]80173514 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
in the name of love?
[–]DangZagnut11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Before you break my heart.
[–]Throwthe88274 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I entered here just to do this joke.
Good one, sir!
[–]OzSleeperCell11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hammer Time.
[–]debanked9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
A thot lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. She thinks that she is smarter than the Deputy because she is sure that she has a better education. She decides to prove this to herself and have some fun at the deputies expense.
Deputy says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What for?”
Deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Deputy says, “The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket.” Deputy says, “Exit your vehicle, madam.”
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer and says “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?” (stolen from https://www.funnyandjokes.com/stop-or-slow-down.html)
[–]8017351 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Upvoted first, because joke, then read it. =]
[–]VideoramaYT6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You violated the law
[–]Throwthe88273 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am the LAW! - Judge Dred
[–]krenovinspired6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And smell the roses
[–]Throwthe88272 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I learned a few days ago that there are yellow roses! :D
[–]krenovinspired2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And white ones, too.
[–]Throwthe88271 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you know the blue ones are just a “paint” that people inject on the stick if the flower and the plant distributes it on the petals? The next flowers will not be blue! :0
[–]VanDork4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Collaborate and listen..
[–]Husker2592 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No.
[–]Zilo881 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
right there, criminal scum!
[–]MiddleAgedMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
children what’s that sound,,,
[–]CiceroVoltaire0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the love you save may be your own!
Those other guys will put you down As soon as they succeed
[–]NolifeX0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a poor argument jeffy
[–]sagilny0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait a minute Fill my cup put some liquor in it.
[–]Some_dudE12344550 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. Thou.
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