This time of year is always rough for me because it reminds me of a pretty good story that I'll share with y'all.

A few years ago, I'm a sophomore at (Military College). Not quite MGTOW, still looking for my NAWALT. My company commander and one of my closest mentors, Joe, is engaged to his fiancee, Hoe. Joe is an outstanding man-a good mentor to those under his command, he's bright and has a promising future, great grades, beloved by all because he's a good, honest man.

Joe is scheduled to graduate that coming May and commission as a 2Lt in the Infantry. We are all very excited for Joe. Joe decides that now is a good time to pop the question to Hoe, who he has been seeing for roughly 30 months. Of course, seeing the opportunity to half of an officer's pay in addition to Tricare and BAH, as well as the status of an engagement, photo shoots, bridal showers, and eventual marriage, and the social pecking order of being an Officer's Bride, she accepts.

Joe and Hoe have photo shoots and start planning their future together. They go out for drinks downtown in the abutting town to (Military College).

Joe becomes very inebriated. Joe falls asleep. Joe triggers a previously unknown cogenital heart defect and dies in his car.

We all become very sad. Joe had a bright future ahead of him, Joe was our brother. The Commandant schedules a memorial service for Joe, we hold a wake afterwards. We say our goodbyes to Joe and listen to the bagpipes and the bugler playing "taps".

Being a horny 20-year old, Sukhoi_tractor logs into online dating site. Who do I see as the first result? Fucking Hoe.

JOE'S BODY IS NOT COLD IN THE GROUND BY THE TIME SHE'S HOPPING ON THE NEXT COCK IN THE CAROUSEL. WE WATCHED HER WEEP AT JOE'S HEADSTONE NOT TWO DAYS PRIOR.

AWALT.