I went to my favorite sushi place the other day. There was a new girl working there, a 8.5/10 asian gal with a smokin' lil' hot body. Probably 23-24 years old (I'm 42). She started flirting with me hard, giving me the green light from the get-go (most likely for tips), and of course (I'm 8 years GMOW, but not quite monk mode yet) I had to return the gesture. I was thinking smash-and-go. Pump and dump. I was talking with her about a fantastic Vegan restaurant down the way, and said we should get drinks then go there. I asked her if she has a boyfriend/husband, and she gave me the "I don't know, let me think about that" look. I said, "So, you have to THINK about that???" Then 5 minutes later I brought up something else about a TV show, and she said "Yeah my boyfriend and I watch that too" and discovered that they actually live together. What a THOT. Haha. Whore. GYOW, fellas. You never know. There's only one way to know for sure that you're not being bamboozled, and that's to never get involved in the first place...