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[–]Epic_Redditor17 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you have too much money and don't know how to get rid of it, get married.
[–]aniani048 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If the female is young (18-23) loyal, virgin when you met, respectful, never drank, never smoked, no parties, no social media presence, no orbiters, respectful, feminine, can take care of the house, know how to shut the fuck up, good morals, submissive, can't fuck you in case of a divorce, then it seems like a good deal, anything less is a big NONO.
[–]Crashing_Meteor1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So... If she's mythical. Got it.
[–]cant-we-just-talk1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After you find a girl, you can wait a couple years to grow a cool garden with your special fertilizer.
Tip: Make sure to create a good cover story for the smell
[–]imcleverartistname0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Married to the game of business.
[–]tacticalinfernape0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
game of loathes
[–]NetGrimm0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'll be a slave and still pay for it
[–]purplebullhead0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you have too much money and want to give half of it to someone who didn’t earn it in a few years when they divorce you, get married.
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