The Glass Ceiling

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-09-19T04:16:01+00:00

Suddenly the feminists realized

No, women cannot ever realize/admit to anything where it's their fault / they are the problem.

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-09-19T04:42:21+00:00

Suddenly the feminists realized to their horror, that it was not

a glass ceiling holding them back, but an echo chamber.

So they sued the engineer responsible. A jury agreed:

his manspreading as she walked into his office was a clear display of

sexual dominance over the area. As she approached several co-workers catcalled but

she ignored these and calmly walked up to the engineer.

Fem: "Umm.... We'd like a..."

The engineer manterrupted, "Shh shh baby, I know whatchyouwant."

She put one hand on her 5 trillion BTU pocket anti-rape flamethrower in her purse

The engineer continued, "Some of this d--"

The feminist screamed and pulled out the flamethrower ready to spray

the engineer cowered as he cut off what he was saying, "d.... --rywall paneled.. AHHHH what the fuck is that!"

The feminist kept her cool [couldn't figure out how to press the pilot light button first before the primary button. Two-button system ~~too complicated~~ sexist. ] and continued the conversation

Fem: "We would like an ALL-FEMALE team to design and build this giant ladder to the firmament for us! We would like it the same height as yours, the males."

[This is a lie, she wanted it 5 times taller. When the engineer explained that couldn't be done, she demanded he lower his ladder. Hey! That's the wage gap right there!]

The engineer: "Okay, but I don't have females like that..."

Feminist: "PIG MONKEY INCEL FUCKING [censored for length reasons]"

Engineer: "What I was saying is that we will have to contract out the work to several firms to get all the females, we can do it, but it will be very expensive."

Feminist: "That's fine! Money is no problem." , She spoke proudly. She was a strong independent woman. A professional. And she met a billionare with the best personality on his death bed who wanted butt-stuff one last time. So she happily agreed, but they would have to be married first. The man agreed, they rushed a priest out there. The doctor had said this man only has 30 minutes left to live -- they would have to hurry.

So they rushed a wedding and with 5 minutes left to spare she told everyone to leave the room.

The man got excited, his eyes lit up as he knew even though he was going to lose his money either way in a couple minutes, at least he would get his kinky butt stuff just one last time...

She approached the bed... he closed his eyes... She moved her lips right on top of his aaaannnnnnddddd.... with her arms outstreched past his shoulders she grabbed the plug on his breathing machine and pulled it from the wall. No, she wasn't going to wait 4 more minutes. She needed time to find herself. He wasn't providing what she needed. He wasn't the same man she married. Whatever.

The man looks at her and as he suffocates to death he manages to squeeze one last puff out " Bitc-------------h." And he died.

Anyway, the feminist head inherited all these billions fair and square. It was no problem to pay the extra feed to get the all-female engineering team and construction teams.

They did the project. The feminists had finally won, they went to celebrate on the top floor of CuckTower where the "company ladder" for females had arrived. And yes, it went up... But there was something extra. A ceiling! Why would there be a ceiling preventing you from climbing the ladder further????

Outraged the feminists contacted the engineering company to review the plans. He check what he sent the all-female subcontractors and, yup, no ceiling. Just a ladder straight up.

So the engineering company contacts the subcontractor about it, the head butch took the dick out of her mouth for a second to explain the situation, "It had no aesthetics with your stupid man-design. So we "fixed it." We added a glass ceiling. It looks nicer. Oh, and we tied it into the main foundation, so it can't be removed without tearing down the entire feminist HQ: CuckTower."

The engineering company's representative got mad, "No! The customer just asked for a ladder! How are they supposed to climb up with a ceiling in the way?"

The female engineer said, "They're not you misogynist pig!! We thought about it and were going to install a door where the ladder goes, but then we realized anyone standing below could get a free upskirt! That's sexist!", she barked, " My pussy cost money to look at!"

The male engineer thinking quick said, "Well... then why did you use a CLEAR ceiling? You could have went opaq--"

The female engineer got eaten by Brianna Wu, who ate her heart so she gained her work responsibilities and title [that's the rules]', Brianna Wu then snarled, "STOP MANSPLAINING! Obviously whatever colour we picked would dictate the colour of everyone's nails. So I said red and becka said blue and, well we got into a big fight and Shananananananananana lost 4 of her extensions. We billed that, ,$60 each, YOU'RE LUCKY WE DIDN'T SUE AND CLAIM WORKMANS COMP.... but our lawyer told us to pound sand. Anyway, obviously glass was the ONLY choice that would always match."

The male engineer put his hand on his head and shook it while sighing... "Now how are you girls supposed to climb the corporate ladder?"

Brianna Wu snarled and laughed, "Ha! Climb? That's work. We just fuck one of the guys climbing the male's ladder and he trades spots with us."

At that point, a female walks in the male engineer's office, "Xie? I'm your new boss. California now has a minimum % of companies must be female law. Also, you're fired. We need to make room for the spa and your office has the perfect view of the 12-3pm sun."

Upon learning that the original feminist would now be suing a female, , and thinking of The Sisterhood, she scoffed and started 4 rumors about the new female engineer at the parent engineering firm is a slut and her purse is fake, and went ahead with the law suit.

In court since both sides now represented female-run businesses, they both won and were awarded a recurring $10,000,000,000 / yr alimony payment from the US Treasury's coffers.

And this is the story about how the feminists built the glass ceiling.

CryingHappyMonkey · 2018-09-19T03:42:08+00:00

Where is this comic from?

ahab_dies · 2018-09-19T09:19:57+00:00

Fake.

They'll never face this realisation.

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-09-19T02:43:39+00:00

The one on the right is the trans one, i'm calling it now.

BangkokBeats · 2018-09-19T04:12:10+00:00

It’s a but unrealistic “and suddenly the feminists realised” these fuckers are incapable of realism. It would imply they had some sort of self awareness outside of their victim complex and were capable of accepting responsibility for their own actions.

onbakeplatinum · 2018-09-19T06:29:23+00:00

The flat, foldy, mile apart tits are perfect

beware_the_syllogism · 2018-09-19T12:24:52+00:00

I love the mammary glands in the axillary area, very anatomically accurate. Could it be that arm-tits are one of the physical characteristics of toxic feminists? LOL

Whitegamerinc_Twitch · 2018-09-19T03:47:23+00:00

If only this were true in any capacity. (It might be, there's probably some tweet or comment or whatever espousing this)

mrHappyPotatoe · 2018-09-19T07:27:47+00:00

They should really stop throwing those rocks aswell.

Lonely_Secundus · 2018-09-19T20:03:32+00:00

I wonder if I will be immediately banned for pointing out the evident irony of this post.

Title	The Glass Ceiling
Author	MenGoingTOWin
Upvotes	372
Comments	25
Date	September 19, 2018 12:33 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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