For those of you who are new, for you lurkers, and for you long time bastards….listen up. Never doubt the hive. All women are part of it. It doesn’t matter if she’s a tomboy and just likes “to chill with the guys.” That’s worse and she’s still part of the hive.

You’re a man. You hopefully have honor up. Or at least you know what that word means. Women fail on both counts. They’ll tell all of their friends about you. What you like, what you look like naked, what p~es you off, EVERYTHING! Her friends know who she’s sleeping with on the side. Even the chicks who she hates know about it too. And you? You’d better not say a F~ING WORD!!! Why? Because you’re held to a different standard by her. By the way, did you say, “Why the f~~~ would I tell people?” When you read that last line? If you did then you’re normal. You have honor like I’ve mentioned, women just don’t! Understand that.

Next you have to understand that whatever chick you’re involved with, in addition to the stuff already listed, is in competition with those chicks who she calls friends. And with chicks she doesn’t even know. Why? HIVE!!!!! She has to have a bigger house, better shoes, etc. etc. All provided by YOU! Hive!

Does it all sound contradictory? If it doesn’t then it should. Why? Because you’re a man you employ logic. Women? Nah, just emotion and hive mind. Think about the Borg on Star Trek. She has a thousand voices going all at once in her chick brain. Where does that leave you? At the bottom pal.

Chew this up and swallow it. She’s part of the hive mind. You are just an actor in her little fairy tale. This is truth. You have been warned. For those of you who already know this, good for