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[β]thehedgehawg340 points341 points342 points 4 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
She wants nice Christmas presents...
[β]mukhtar24[S] 166 points167 points168 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
For free π π
[β]MNCPA20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Well, nothing is free in life.
[β]MikeRocksBoat20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
said the clap.
[β]TacoBell19976 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"On the third day of Christmas, my girlfriend gave to meeee....
Clap, an' I left her."
-Larry the Cable Guy
[β]Journey_Dude1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get itπ
[β]EdwardSandchest8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One time when I was a kid I was messing around with a basketball in a store, a nice older man paid for it for me, I never even spoke to him & have no idea who he is.
[β]david563874 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A gift, if not earned or deserved from past work or living must be paid forward in the same manner.
[β]Nestroit3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the male gets the roast beef meat flabs
[β]Patricijaobjectdude9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah, she'll reward you with 14 minutes of touching a wet hole that was spunked multiple times by different guys, isn't that exciting!?
[β]bluegrayandgreen6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
14 minutes of lazy starfish sex where you do all the work and you wish you hadnβt have even bothered by the end of it.
[β]Duchat1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
trips to California and diamonds, she'll get you that book you've asked for.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stay frosty Gentleman, Winter is coming. And rest assured that chill you feel down your spine isnβt the elements kissing at your neck.. thatβs slow and agonizing death approaching, and itβs wearing #8 lipstick. Bwhahahah. Youβve been forewarnedβ¦
[β]david563872 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Death is always approaching. One is always standing upon the precipice of the end. If you stand still and do nothing, frozen in fear, of continuing forward, eventually the precipice will crumble beneath your feet. One has the choice; one can not learn from life by doing nothing.
[β]Patricijaobjectdude2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And new year and birthday and valentine's presents.
And the reason she'll dump you will be because the gifts you'll give her will communicate that you didn't care for her as much as she deserved.
Yet she'll continue to use your gifts after the break up.
[β]Babywolftrucker0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex is coming over for Xmas. I donβt know if I should make a Xmas card saying βMGTOW 4 Lifeβ for her. What if she wants the D fellas?
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is she coming for dinner? Uninvite her.
[β]rocko20002178 points179 points180 points 4 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
She'll want gifts from you. But don't expect a chance to stuff her stocking, if you catch my drift.π
[β]TheDustLord70 points71 points72 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Iβm 9, pls explain
[β]thehedgehawg92 points93 points94 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Come back and read it again in 2-3 years...
[β]pacman4731 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Repeat every 2 years to remind yourself.
[β]Cumthrustompn5100 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha! πππ
[β]rocko2000247 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Too young for the birds and the bees talk buddy. Unless you want to be traumatized for life.
[β]eat-mah-beens45 points46 points47 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The bird fucks the bee
[β]rocko2000219 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm already investing time picturing this. Amusing yet disturbing.
[β]eat-mah-beens7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I made the bee a girl because women can sting you in many places
[β]ogrelin6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hmmm
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: 1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend. 3. And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
[β]Jarin012 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends on if he is a boy or a girl. The way females act today if he is a she then she might be considered a late bloomer if she doesn't already have a handle on this stuff by 9.
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This will explain it
https://youtu.be/jaW1I-C5iKo
[β]Jarin010 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks, the old channel that I used to subscribe to that had all of Tom's old shows got taken down.
[β]Elequite1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants gift u want sucky sucky, she no give. Oof
[β]MgtowFree1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you really 9? If so 9 year old boys browsing mgtow means there is hope for men.
[β]TheDustLord0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No jk
[β]RockOfWar21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'll be filling my own stocking this year - https://bit.ly/36YgHU9
[β]nzalog4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was a risky click.
[β]david563871 point2 points3 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
From the beginning boys must be taught to fill their own cookie jar first. Your gift should always come from filling it to overflowing. Overflow, is from where the gift must come. It is never a gift, if given or accepted with force, arrogance or strings attached. If one cannot give freely without thought to parity, do not give it.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Theyβre looking for some sucker for the holidays to feel special and post on f~~~book,go your own wayβ¦β¦β¦. pre-christmas time is mating time for the north Skankus Americanus. They are all hoping for a gift on christmas and a date to bring to family functions so as to show that they are not the damaged loveless land whales they have actively become. Itβs a great time to get some pussy from some overly low self esteem hotties that are desperate for some dick valedation before during the holiday season. Pump em and dump em on christmas eve so you donβt have to buy them presents.
Never lose sight of what brought you here.
[β]Jarin0112 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you are buying her gifts and or dinner and you haven't already stuffed her stocking then you are part of the problem.
[β]david563870 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only: If only I had back the price of every card, bouquet of flowers, dinner, trip or ticket I had given with expectations of gratitude, I would have new teeth, instead of a mouthful of rotted stumps.
[β]EdwardSandchest-4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'If you are sleeping with him and he hasnt already bought you gifts or dinner, you are part of the problem'
[β]HWR30570 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not surprised all you men want is sex
[β]ThereIsAlwaysVanilla87 points88 points89 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Kinda funny observation. Back when I was blue pill, all my bitches would begin a relationshit with me in October and after Valentine's Day they'd suddenly have to "see other people." It played out like this every fucking year. They were all in it for holiday gifts.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chameleons π¦
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Thanksgiving - Valentines is sucker season for them. At least you learned.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Focus on yourself and GYOW today! #MGTOW - MGTOW - Men Going Their Own Way ...
[β]RoseNPearlGirl0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait hold up... is this a real thing?!? Do women really do this?!? Because thatβs fucked up
[β]ThereIsAlwaysVanilla2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This post compelled me to do a sexual history billet and of the 27 women I had dated. I had done the breaking up with 13 or them after only a few dates or a few weeks - one month at the most. With these women, I didn't go all the way because I wasn't sure if I liked them and it would be a dick maneuver of me to fuck them if I wasn't all that into them. Of the 14 I had a "relationship" with (fully sexual), all of them met me between late August, September or early October and by March 1st, she hit the eject button. Two of these were long term (multiple years), but with every year of our tenure together, they would dump me for a few months for another guy and come running back to me in August. Only one of these 14 women did I date in the summer. and she actually dumped me in October. When men pump and dump, it's for one or two romps, but when women pump and dump, they like to "practice" playing house. They will plan with you, tell you they love you and all the rest of it, but in reality, they are still on the cock carousel and I had no clue that was the case way back then.
[β]breathen1230 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Compared to what women have been doing, it is not that fucked up, it is tame even
[β]Malbek60477 points78 points79 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
That hoodie part is real. They think they can just take your clothes.
[β]ogrelin19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Iβve only let one girl in my life keep a hoodie and thatβs my daughter. She was so happy that she wore the thing for a week straight. Everyone else can buy their own.
[β]SevenBlade10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
While I agree with your sentiment, I'm curious about the circumstances.
[β]ogrelin18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was staying with me for the weekend and it was cold when I dropped her off at school. I gave her my hoodie. She loved wearing my T-shirts as pajamas when she was a young kid. She was 15 when the hoodie thing happened. I guess it was a sentimental throwback for both of us.
[β]RoseNPearlGirl2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad gave me his hoodie 6 years ago when I forgot mine during a swim meet... I still wear it all the time, itβs my favorite hoodie I own. I donβt care if my fiancΓ© thinks it make me look stupid, I love it because my dad gave it to me and I miss him all the time!
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
friend always asks to borrow my clothes and the answerβs always no
Ain't that the truth.
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[β]BobbingForBunions115 points116 points117 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Iβve been coping via the theory that there are good women out there if you look hard enough and I think I might have been lucky enough to find one who is actually respectable.
At 18 and with only two months dating this girl, you lack the necessary data to arrive at that conclusion.
She may be the mythical unicorn. Or she may be playing the long con (and doing so with zero self-awareness).
[β]PolukranosWordEater39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Seeing eachother for 2 months.. Hardly long enough to get past the fun honeymoon phase when she's on her best behavior.
Is remembering our birthday what potentially qualifies them as a unicorn now? What's so special and unique about that? Have our standards dropped so low?
[β]ukdudeman4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is like seeing your wife carry a pillow during your house move and you say "oh darling, wonderful, you're such a star to help!!" when you're carrying a piano on your back.
[β]Ibelieveallwomen5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let him be 18. Wear a condom son.
I am 70 trust me....it is the long con.
Anecdotal but..I've had some serious relationships and the girls always spent more for me than what I spent on her for days and Christmas..it can happen but very rare. Not a unicorn ofcourse cause I am not one either. We all have faults
[β]Cyberhttps72 points73 points74 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
there are good women out there
There certainly are, but they're extremely hard to find in today's age.
[β]ukdudeman5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't even think it matters if you find the "unicorn" - the unicorn lives in a toxic era - she still holds a grenade in her hand, and she'll have friends (and the sisterhood at large) telling her she can use it any time. Also, "my unicron won't change" is a precarious way to look at the future. People DO change. Women have the apparatus to ruin your life...she's excited by you today, bored with you tomorrow, and she has all kinds of options that turn you into a wage slave.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
βEat hot chip and lieβ
Bit of an exaggerated meme but definitely accurate
Tragically one cannot go hunting for Unicorns, not only do they know the lay of the land better, they are skittish to the extreme and regardless the direction of the wind can smell the hunter from miles away.. My favorite is to politely ask, "What kind of women are you?" If she says, as she batts her lashes, " I am bad." I say, "Oh, you think so, we shall see." If she says, "I am good." I say, "Oh, you think so, we shall see."
A farmer and his son had a beloved horse who helped the family earn a living. One day, the horse ran away and their neighbours exclaimed, βYour horse ran away, what terrible luck!β The farmer replied, βMaybe so, maybe not.β A few days later, the horse returned home, leading a few wild horses back to the farm as well. The neighbors shouted out, βYour horse has returned, and brought several horses home with him. What great luck!β The farmer replied, βMaybe so, maybe not.βLater that week, the farmerβs son was trying to break one of the horses and she threw him to the ground, breaking his leg. The neighbours cried, βYour son broke his leg, what terrible luck!β The farmer replied, βMaybe so, maybe not.βA few weeks later, soldiers from the national army marched through town, recruiting all boys for the army. They did not take the farmerβs son, because he had a broken leg. The neighbours shouted, βYour boy is spared, what tremendous luck!β To which the farmer replied, βMaybe so, maybe not. Weβll see.βIt is really impossible to tell whether anything that happens is good or bad. You never know what the consequences of misfortune or good fortune will be, as only time will tell the whole story.
Things may look great at the start, but over time it may not become what you had imagined it to be. Similarly, you feel bad about something but some day it could be one of the best things that happened to you.
Everything changes. The universe is ever changing. There is no room for judgement, for nothing is truly black and white.
[β]EdwardSandchest-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The bad ones are just sooo good at lying.
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[β]dovakin1234899 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not anymore itβs not.
[β]scruffyshoulders1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Said every 18-year-old ever.
[β]dovakin123489-5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok boomer
[β]IncognitoFurr30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best of luck to u
[β]MeKuF15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey man, don't let people here get you down. A lot of folks are jaded, I am some days myself (there is a reason for that lol). However nothing wrong with you getting out there at your age and trying to date. It's normal and healthy.
If things don't work out just remember that there are people in your life that care about you and that you are more than just your relationship and that there is more to life than women.
Good luck
[β]EdwardSandchest0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
People here say 'look at the actions not the words'
Well apply that to this sub to; they plowed their oats & then went their own way. Nobody on this sub is a virgin.
[β]david563873 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do not judge the tree by its appearance but by its fruits. Waiting and watching for the fruit without judgement is part of making wiser choices. There is no shame, in climbing or or not climbing the tree.
[β]ChaFoShizzle1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Youβre 18 and have been dating this girl for 2 months...you have much to learn padawan.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2 months isnβt long buddy sorry π get what you need and peace out when the time comes
[β]DREADC0RSAIR2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh God you'll learn kid, but whatever try to have fun in naive land. It's probably the least averse you'll ever be
[β]david56387-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A short drive off a steep cliff.
[β][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why? I've been in his position at his age and later with other girls. It didn't work mainly because of me...I don't have any complaints about attention,gifts and spending more than they did on me cause that never happened. They always spent more on my gifts. My advice to him is to enjoy it as long as it lasts and if things don't go well then move on and be careful. If he's happy and enjoying his life and the girl then what's the problem? So much negativity under his post lol
[β]Easy_Toast-2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
perhaps unlike yourself he actually has a personality and contributes meaningfully to the world, not expecting women to owe him anything and lives a happy life :)
Just do your thing. Have fun and enjoy it. Also be careful a bit like you have to be careful about everything else in life. U seem that you already know that if things don't go well then you'll move on. Nothing wrong with it. Don't listen to most people making fun of you because of your age saying there's no unicorns. Maybe they're in anger phase still or they never had you you're having (sad). Do your thing,have fun,self respect,be careful, ,if it doesn't work then move on. That's it!
[β]StiuNu0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Poor bastard. There are no unicorns.
True..why is there any unicorns amongst mgtows?? We all have our faults and negatives. Let him enjoy it if it's going well and his having fun..no need to get so upset about it lol
There are unicorns...but like old fish, they don't taste very good.
[β]FewActinomycetaceae0-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
your 18 dont worry, women's hypergamy doesn't kick in till age 23 - 27 if they are single (no kids), ofcourse right now is the danger zone, if she is 18 she can date anyone from 18 - 90 so you will find out quickly unless she is on the downlow on some sugarbaby site. Its very common these days since its anonymous.
[β]reddituser11138838-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lucky son of a bitch
[β]Yashugan00-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she gave you a credit card fight before Christmas? or it only works for 30?
big difference..
[β]bambambam1061 points62 points63 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's not just Christmas, it's an entire season... Blackfriday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, NYE/ New Year, and Valentines day. Those all come in quick succession, this is the ideal time for women to reign in a simp or orbiter for those gifts and attention. This season, give the gift of truth, give the gift of harsh reality. Give the gift of a resounding "NO". Good luck men, stay strong, keep your money in your wallet.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ππ¬οΈπ«οΈπ₯
[β]ReverendCatch51 points52 points53 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta get those things she wants for christmas
[β]Shinigamixxx6926 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I lost my fav sweat pants like that a few years ago
[β]hassydichammer1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've got em now
[β]oirectine0024 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Had a woman pretty much throw "no strings attached" sex at me. No fucking way I am giving her my address.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great idea ππππππ
[β]wolfoftheworld15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to make this into a T-Shirt and wear it, because this time of year always brings out the hounds attacking the fox.
[β][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only way a female will take my hoodie, is from my cold dead hands.
[β]AdrenalineJunkySloth15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also means it's a good season to have multiple short-term girlfriends. Be safe, wear protection, dispose of your own stuff.
[β]LotBuilder10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, fake them out for 7-10 days then pump and dump
[β]MrMagtow12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I want a BF"
Oh? It's XMAS already?
[β]haptizum12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Steal my hoodies? Now that's crossing the line ;-)
[β][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disappear until after 2-14
[β]The_PeterGriffin9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only thing she wants to steal is my seed!
[β]npcdestroyer9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alternative suggestion. Knowing how desperate they are go visit some holiday parties for free beer and have fun rejecting as many thirsty thots as possible.
[β]TheSud0078 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants to wear you hoodies, post pics, get likes. Someone to fill the case tank cause it's cold outside, presents, food and more likes.
[β]dovakin1234896 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean.... Iβm bored too might as well get some tit pics while sheβs bored too
[β]BeastMode341768 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
when she steal the ahegao hoodie itβs war time
[β]hwhuttheheyul5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooh this made me mad. Still miss that hoodie 3 years later.
Eh, just keep your wallet closed and enjoy the season with her.
[β]waxrivers3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is with women stealing sweaters? Is it their form of trophy hunting? Is it keepsake to prove she fucked over yet another hapless dude?
[β]Natuasi3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
All. Of. This.βπ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
Remember gents. Donβt fall for their chameleon tactics!
[β]mukhtar24[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn right chameleons they donβt have a rock solid identity. Not like us men have.That is one of their true genetic skills. They will morph their personality to ensure their survival and they bloody good at it
Women are top predators when theyβre on their game. Theyβre great at choosing a guy and fooling only him.
[β]mukhtar24[S] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are actors. They will play whatever role reaps them the most rewards.
[β]larag56782 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She ainβt want a person. She want a βbfβ. Like a cat.
[β]Pumarealjaeger2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She wants overpriced bullshit then when she's done with you it's on to the next.
If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.
[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like the season where they want Christmas gifts and someone to plow their driveway from snow
[β]ThePanther19892 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Add to that, as soon as Valentine's day is done, she's going to dump you..spring break is coming and hot girl summer after that...focus on yourself and your needs! Salute, brothers!
[β]RixDixRox2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just love my hoodies too much to lose, no thanks I'm good.
Thank you terrence
[β]MuayThaiYogi1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Real talk brotha!!! Preach on. The man is right.
[β]ThePanther19891 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This season lasts from Thanksgiving to Valentine's day..focus on hanging out with your friends, do your holiday parties, your hobbies, working out, yadda yadda yadda..take care of yourself!
Remember, everything you give her is a gift( filling her tank, food, cash loans, etc), But, everything you get from her is a loan! Trust and believe, brothers!
[β]Jarin011 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The line about her stealing your hoodies made me laugh.
Itβs that time of year again
[β]Zythoc1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hoodies have souls
[β]Gibits1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not my hoodies!!!! That is going way too far!!
[β]sjd1011 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make them starve and then realise just how desperate their situation is
[β]Zilo881 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all want things, don't we?
[β]red_matrix1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Xmas is coming...
[β]CnoelC1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or just do that back at her. Really fucks them up.
[β]rabbit8lol1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What he missed is that women now have a season most of the year. There is always some reason corporatism and women have invented for you to work so you can spend money on her.
There is a day for everything and this participation trophy shit is getting old.
My family is stunned I don't think your birthday is worth celebrating. It's just a marker used to track your age, which is useful to know for some reason I don't really understand.
I used to laugh when I worked with women and they were mad they had to organize all the party stuff and holiday extra's for the company. That whole emotional labor and women's jobs shit they constantly complain about. This was a while ago, I hear HR is on the case these days.
Just another example of watch what they do and listen to what they say then disregard it. (I like to listen to the justifications so I can better identify them earlier.) If they didn't do it, it wouldn't get done.
[β]lelucif1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The girl who broke my heart legitimately contacted me a couple of days ago and weβre back together. What the fuck? Is that all it is?
What's you think
[β]TX_Red1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seasonal Validation...it is a trap...same old shit, year after year...
[β]isverydiffic1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like clockwork btw
[β]slamdunktiger861 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dat bitch actually stole TWO of my FAVORITE hoodies
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Cuffing vs Turkey Droppings
Cuffing is when you find a mate just because of the holidays and it's cold outside wild turkey drop is when you dump your boyfriend and girlfriend because of the upcoming holidays. Either one of very nice
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Too late. Already got played
Itβs that time of year gentlemen. Be extra careful out there. The tradcon costume gets put on about this time of the year. Be ready for it.
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