The Man: I have a foolproof way to ensure society always functions.

Women: What do you mean?

The Man: I'll tie all economic progress to men's desire for women.

Women: How so?

The Man: I'll arrange it so no matter what men do, they'll ultimately end up supporting women; If they marry, you'll get their money, if you get pregnant, you'll get their money, if you divorce, you'll get their money, If you date them, they always pay. If they aren't giving you enough while dating or married then claim sexual assault on Twitter and they'll get in line. This will also work on the job.

You see, no matter what they do, they're fucked. It's foolproof. And the best part is you get to blame them for anything and everything that goes wrong even when it's your fault. It's brilliant!

Women: What do you need from us?

The Man: Make sure that all day, everyday and everywhere you can, you complain about the patriarchy. We know there isn't one, but it distracts from your actions. We can't have people looking at anyone's faults other than men.

Women: OK, Got it. We'll do our best.

Women: I have one question though. What about MGTOW? What if they do that?

The Man: O shit!