I was talking about sociological engineering with my friends in the garden of the Charles X School For Gifted Youngsters the other day. We were discussing feminism, flat-earth and various other conspiracy theories as an example of lies becoming widely-accepted truths, and how to resolve these situations. Suddenly, a pineapple smashed into my cranium.

6 hours later, I awoke in the clinic. I had the solution. It was so simple, so elegant.

  1. Declare that the Earth identifies itself as a woman.

  2. Declare that flat-earthers are body-shaming Earth and promoting anorexia by calling it her flat.

  3. Watch as feminists and flat-earthers go to war.

  4. ???

  5. World peace and profit.