So, yesterday had perfect weather for a good jog. Arrived home from the usual excellent day of work and decided I would do just that.

See, I have a policy that as long as it's not raining and that the temperature is acceptable, that I have the DUTY to jog/walk/bike for an hour. Despite being in the best shape of my life, shedding a few hundred grams of fat is never wasted.

Let me tell you something, my fellow men: this thing about most North American women becoming more fat, ugly, and out of shape? Not a myth. I kid you not, out of 27 women (over 20 years old) I saw while jogging (I counted), 6 would be what I would consider appealing/acceptable. Know how many men I stumbled upon that were jogging/running/biking? 7. How many women doing the same? Not a damn one. I think I saw 2 land whales walking their dog or something. Also, fat women + tiny dogs? Also not a myth.

What the hell happened? I saw so many land whales that I am surprised I didn't run into Green Peace along the way. I am also pretty sure I saw something that could be better describes as a mix of women, a manatee, a whale, and shaving leftovers. And those cunts believe that they are god's gift to humanity? That they are our equals? That they are worth ANY amount of servitude? Give me a damn break. I should kill myself for you when the only leg you can be bothered to lift is a chicken drumstick? Yeah... No.

Now, the weather is still good outside, but since I've been jogging heavily for the past 2 days, I'll stick to a fast-paced walk today; my legs are threatening to go on strike if I keep this up.

P.s: I'm leaving in 15 mins.

Talk to you bros later!