So I found this girl on online dating. We went out for a date. The only reason I agreed was because (in the absence of the existence of a normal human female that is capable of being loved in a long term relationship) I wanted sex, and also she seemed to RELATIVELY be an angel compared to other girls on the site, she was educated, polite, from a good family, she didn't dress slutty, I could just tell she had RELATIVELY lower milage, she could RELATIVELY SOMEWHAT hold a conversation, etc... The next day, after our date, she texts me saying that I am a great guy and she really enjoyed the date and everything but she just doesn't think that we are "compatible personality wise." Well of course I am a great guy: on the date I was confident, intelligent, educated, made her laugh repeatedly with my witty jokes, I am a pretty decent looking guy (she was not above me in that respect), had the right balance of douche vs niceguy, basically played all my cards right and the date went super smoothly.
Now, I already know that women are superficial creatures, so I knew the reason was that she probably found my pictures to inflate my looks as compared to real life. I also know that women are compulsive liars and never want to admit the truth, especially if it makes them feel guilty. So I asked her in a way that I would not blow my cover. I kept it cool and said stuff like yea it was great meeting you too and yea I guess it doesn't always work out between 2 people and everyone has their own reasons and best of luck in the future and stuff. So I get her to feel comfortable about me by that stage. After letting her guard down with that, I indirectly asked like this: "Btw, if you don't mind, my pics on my online profile are a little old, so I was just interested in getting someone elses opinion about this as I don't think I can objectively answer this question myself: I wondering if I looked kind of different in person?"
So then she hit me with the truth (basically, she confirmed what I suspected). She was like "I guess you look skinnier in real life but otherwise not much of a difference." Now, being a skinny guy, I already know that girls reject me due to that reason, and based on her answer, it means that was also her reason. But the thing is, I am a slim guy, so like in terms of overall structure I am not wide, but I am pretty toned. However, when I wear clothes this is covered up. So then I sent her a shirtless picture of me flexing and said oh well I have been working out recently but I guess it might not show yet. As soon as I sent her the picture, her tone completely changed with me, and it was clear that she was interested again and wanted to chat. However, that is when I cut her off instantly and said "well thanks for your honest answer, I hope you find what you are looking for. Bye." Then I ignored all her subsequent texts. Hahaha. Best. Feeling. Ever. Moral(s) of the story: Always put a bitch in her place; never be pussywhipped as to lower yourself in front of women just for some used up pussy. Women only care about muscle and/or money and/or social status. Women always lie about this. Women hate to admit they lie about this. And of course, AWALT.
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That’s interesting they reject you for being skinny.
Most of the chads I’ve seen (drummer chads, skater chads, athlete chads, etc) are all the anorexic looking dudes with about six thousand tattoos, a cutoff shirt, and a SnapBack cap.
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