Not trolling, I swear...just looking for your point of view. I’m your friendly neighborhood feminist cunt...

I’m a female out for a good time. I buy my own shit, and I probably don’t want to hear from you again unless the dick is good....and even then you’ll never find my toothbrush in your bathroom. Come over to my place if you’ve got somewhere else to be and don’t want to be all awkward about wanting me to leave. I don’t want your money or your baby. Never married, won’t ever be. I kinda dig fat guys, whatever. Not interested? Fine, next.

My question is this...You guys are kind of my ideal good time. I’ll pick up my own tab and you can go off hiking to Croatia or whatever. How do I get on that sweet, sweet uncomplicated dick?

I haven’t “hit the wall” yet, as you say, so I want to get while the gettin’s good.