Triggered

JohnnyMccrum · 2017-04-27T10:41:00+00:00

she's dead now, lol.

rebellionmarch · 2017-04-27T11:39:27+00:00

This week in the news: Scientists have discovered a new planet! "We have tentatively dubbed it 'Hambeastia'. It has four times the mass of Earth, and despite 28 natural satellites (dubbed Chad I, Chad II, Tyrone, Tyrell, Tylenol, Kyle, Bill, James Minor, James Major and 19 locked in a geostationary orbit of the planet's nightside named Creep I-XIX) is covered in craters. Our probe sent back promising data suggesting the potential to colonize before experiencing server errors and proceeding to send only Facebook and Twitter updates as well as the occasional Snapchat of the craterous surface, last useful data appears to show the probe on a collision course with a brown canyon (we suspect bacterial and even possibly fungal life contained within!). Feminists have clamoured for a woman-only attempt at colonization, we would like to accomodate this mission, however, current rocket science cannot meet the gross weight requirements that it would entail."

silive · 2017-04-27T13:35:57+00:00

Landwhales should consider joining their oceanic brethren. When in water, their weight won't be a problem anymore. Plus, it'll be much easier on the eyes for the rest of us. Win-win for everyone!

BloodRainOnTheSnow · 2017-04-27T11:51:29+00:00

They should slap that sticker on that whale's ass. I think that her walking meets the technical definition of "heavy machinery."

apx24 · 2017-04-27T14:59:15+00:00

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sadpandathrowaway76 · 2017-04-27T16:24:13+00:00

Wrong!

She could not be possibly triggered by the word "exercise".. She would be already in hospital after the very first word.

Mars8 · 2017-04-27T17:16:46+00:00

She died of heart complications in her early 30s because of her weight, it's ironic cause she has been telling everyone that being fat isn't unhealthy.

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Jesty_Lemon · 2017-04-27T17:28:07+00:00

To be fair, she spotted her reflection in the camera lens.

Title	Triggered
Author	AussiePhil82
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Comments	16
Date	April 27, 2017 9:43 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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