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[–]mgtow213891398 points99 points100 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's essentially saying that the only thing of value she has is her body and she's used to men using it.
[–]VinnieMatch6947 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
in this case, her mouth.
[–]mgtow213891339 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well she has no problem with swallowing anyway.
[–]WolfgangBreitweit 58 points59 points60 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sometimes this is what females told me im bars when I sat next to them because no other seats were available.
She: I’m single and I want to stay single. Me: Me as well.
She: Im already taken. Me: would you mind not talking to me? I am not hooking up with girls who have a boyfriend.
[–]mma1357914 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't think anyone has ever said that to me, I wouldn't be that polite back though haha.
If you want to stay single and not interested in me then shut the fuck up dumbass.
[–]RetiSetGo34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's not impressive, pretty much anyone can do it with no practice. Stop simping it up to women and praising them for doing regular things.
[–]elementalwalruss12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't really get it either. Unless it was a 2.5L bottle, wtf.
[–]kattis1124 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
which would be an actual health risk. Especially if she was a petite woman.
[–]WhistlingAlong 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Best case scenario is she was thirsty. Worst is that she has a fear of flying or something and this was her way to releasing energy who gives a fuck. Awalt and mgtow.
[–]WanhapXwise 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thirsty Ho Over There
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
This is the reason why men shouldn’t even give women attention in the first place, except their Mother.
[–]mma135794 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Depends what you say, I would make small talk sometimes.
I think his main mistake was complimenting her (even if it was a small compliment), and it is sort of creepy to say that when she has something penis shaped in her mouth.
Women respect you more if you talk to them like you're not really interested in them.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's the thing I always hated about them. Why must we go through these mental gymnastics? I can to any guy, any way I want and it's fine.
[–]mma135795 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meh, mostly talk to girls how you would guys, if they throw a hissy fit then tell them to stop being a child, what are they gonna do.
[–]PixleRavenix7 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
no point in complimenting women at all, all it does is inflate their ego.
[–]JustWanderful2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could be jivin' too."
[–]labiteatibit10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her boyfriend is Dirk Diggler.
[–]Goku12310 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Begone THOT
[–]greenleefs8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Sorry I have a boyfriend."
"You look like you have room for two though :D"
[–]guillotine1017 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
When you get the out of nowhere I have a boyfriend, ask them "Do you want a medal?"
[–]MSP_Generalist4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I prefer, "That's nice... You want a cookie?"
[–]darksideofthemoon1313 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I usually make a surprised face and say something along the lines of "oh I was being nice, there's no way I'd be interested in you, you aren't my type. Sorry for the confusion." Turn the "rejection" into rejection. Gets em every time.
[–]MGTOW888887 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is that impressive? Even 5 year olds can do it if they're thirsty enough.
Now if she can fit 5 cocks in her asshole and mouth at the same time. I'd be impressed.
[–]Amnesia25085 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'Oh really? That's even more impressive.'
[–]oirectine005 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are obsessed with us. It's pathetic.
[–]YugoScholar 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's just a shit test bro.
She secretly wants to fuck you, just hold frame bro.
[–]fuckyouredditcuntz 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spin frame, hold plates.
[–]setpejoki1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, the thirst is real?
[–]kaczan31 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Deep down inside, women know they are shit and the only reason to talk to them is to fuck them.
[–]BananaWilly1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The majesty of girls flirting? You know, forbidden fruit. Or in many cases Fruitcakes.
[–]NotMyWomen0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably vodka.
[–]Freefrombitches1230 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So your boyfriend trained you?
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[–]RetiSetGo34 points35 points36 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]WhistlingAlong 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WanhapXwise 35 points36 points37 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
This is the reason why men shouldn’t even give women attention in the first place, except their Mother.
[–]mma135794 points5 points6 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]JustWanderful2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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