Unicorns will kill you. #AWALT

Ebrg · 2017-11-07T13:44:28+00:00

Exactly. Even if a unicorn existed, she is still a woman. She can't stop herself from destroying you. AWALT.

Tyrone-Chaddingston · 2017-11-07T15:19:38+00:00

They don't kill that fast. First they extort you for all you are worth, anchor you to them with kids and marriage, then send you into exile to slowly die in misery and obscurity

IndistinguishableNut · 2017-11-07T15:17:42+00:00

Her love for you is depreciating, just as her looks.

Everything wanes.

AWALT.

IndistinguishableNut · 2017-11-07T15:25:44+00:00

I have a female friend, seems a religious unicorn. I fell in love with her but I decided not to approach her because she was older than me (Yikes! Almost hitting the wall, FYI.).

Recently married to someone else 4 months ago.

But, recently I heard that she wanted to give a "surprise" to her father, in short, very expensive.

Geez, thank God I didn't get married to her. Throwing a lot of money to give unimportant cheesy "surprise". If I were her husband, I would be angry to her.

TheJamesRocket · 2017-11-07T18:40:50+00:00

I found some really good pictures of a unicorn on google. Check it out, guys:

Vidar34 · 2017-11-08T08:43:17+00:00

Dwarf Fortress taught me to kill unicorns on sight, then have their carcasses butchered. Their bits are worth 4 times as much as other animals bits.

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Nezborn02 · 2017-11-08T01:18:25+00:00

Perfect description of a unicorn

cbock3006 · 2017-11-08T01:43:41+00:00

Guys chill the fuck out, whoever made this doesn't hate men they just have an affinity for shitty jokes.

Title	Unicorns will kill you. #AWALT
Author	deadBeefCafe2014
Upvotes	65
Comments	13
Date	November 7, 2017 1:23 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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