Vasectomy

striving2bgr8 · 2019-11-07T15:17:24+00:00

Clear your schedule for a few days after.

Wear the jock strap they give you for support afterwards. Will help with the healing process.

And enjoy stress free sex for the rest of your life.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-07T15:21:46+00:00

Schedule a day you have nothing to do. Friday is traditional.

postvasectomy · 2019-11-07T15:51:30+00:00

You should know beforehand that vasectomy has about a 1-2% chance of chronic scrotal pain, and the treatment options are not great. Stuff like taking Gabapentin, surgery to strip the rest of the nerves off of your spermatic cords, surgery to reverse the vasectomy, which costs about 8-10k and insurance will not cover. None of the treatments will put you back the way you are now. It can also make sex painful and orgasm feel unsatisfying.

Lots of stories over at /r/postvasectomypain

Of course, some guys will accept the risk of having permanently sore balls rather than risk having children, and that's ok too.

trancedj · 2019-11-07T16:20:22+00:00

Tell no one. Keep it to yourself.

teslaistheshit · 2019-11-07T18:59:13+00:00

Make arrangements (plenty of food/water/etc) cause you're not going to be active a couple days after
Be patient and refrain from rubbing one out
Get tested 2 months after to be 100% you're shooting blanks
DO NOT TELL ANYONE
Relish and enjoy your peace of mind for the rest of your life

myowndrum00100 · 2019-11-07T15:55:35+00:00

Stock up on bags of frozen corn and peas. Seriously, keep a bag on your junk at all times for the first couple of days.

Make sure you have someone around to help. You won't be very mobile for the first 24 - 48 hours, and you won't want to carry or lift heavy things. Keep pain meds nearby.

Be prepared for pain. The local anesthetic helps, but it's not 100% effective. On one nut, I didn't feel a thing. But on the other... Yeah. The pain was comparable to when I shattered a femur a few years ago. Ten years later it's still the best $5 I ever spent though (I have great insurance), and I would make the same choice in a heartbeat.

Check the incision sites regularly. One of mine looked like it was getting infected. The doctor had me put hydrogen peroxide on it which cleared it up nicely. If it starts to look black and like a crater, talk to your doctor ASAP.

Good luck! Trust me, you won't regret it.

ThatBankTeller · 2019-11-07T16:30:27+00:00

Not sure where you live, or your budget, but I used to work for a Urology office (~15/16 years old, mom was a nurse and got me a summer job answering phones). These guys eventually got tired of taking Medicare/Medicaid due to low payouts, said fuck it, and opened Obsidian Men's Health in Northern VA.

Amazing docs (both male), the clinic is a haven for men, comfortable surroundings, tech is cutting edge (aka the painless vasectomy), and they describe the vasectomy process as "concierge level procedures performed by experts in the most serene atmosphere".

It's not cheap, but man it's a great clinic, and a couple amazing doctors.

JJFatalis · 2019-11-07T17:08:33+00:00

Do it, you will not regret it trust me I’ve had mine for over five years now and it’s one of the best decisions I made.

roxon89 · 2019-11-07T17:36:37+00:00

Do it. Virtually painless. Recover is very fast.

Like any medical procedure there are risks but those risks are rare and they are much more rare than 18 years of child support.

Thewinedup · 2019-11-07T19:17:03+00:00

Yeah, make sure you don't miss the appointment. Best decision of my life.

pangolin001 · 2019-11-07T23:10:48+00:00

Breathe! lol I knew I was going in to get my sack cut open. i don't care that it's like 1mm. And he's jostling my nuts around trying to get a grip. And he discovers some scar tissue. He figures it was from an injury a long timeago so it took a bit longer and was a bit tighter feeling. I really couldn't feel pain. That wasn't the issue. Well, pain isn't exactly the right word.

Ya know how it would feel if someone just flicked your nuts? It's not what it feel like to get kicked in the nuts, but you've probably had it where, maybe your underwear crushed a nut for a second and it's like you got bagged but it goes away a few seconds later?

Well, that will happen a few times. He'd tell me about it right before it happened. It was right before he severed each of the tubes. Besides that, during your surgery (mine was 45min but remember, I had that slight complication) you will mostly feel NOTHING which is weird because we are used to knowing it's all there.

It might feel cold in the area too.

As for recovery, it really depends on what you do for a living. I'm a truck driver. I could have worked but whatever. It was planned on a Friday and I think I took the Monday off.

The first day you might be a bit tender. After all some dude was just pulling your sack tight for a half hour and moving your nuts around. Cold packs will help.

The most annoying part in the next 2 days will be that PANG. For some reason it would PANG again, just like when he cut the tubes. It felt like someone flicked my nuts and I kind of even laughed about it. It's not like it hurts but you start to think "When is the next one coming" and that can cause some anxiety. It's not like sitting still will prevent the pang. It's going to happen. It's a bit annoying. You will probably start to wonder if it will all work the same after. It will. You might start to hope "It better have worked cause I ain't doing that again!" and it probably did.

After 30 ejaculations or 3 months (I think those were the number) you gotta wank in a cup. A couple weeks after thatyou will get a call or you will call and they will say there is NO SPERM SEED! It was weird hearing it that way but that's what she (receptionist) said.

I have never felt as free. And of course I've thought "what if someday you want kids" and that only lasts a nano second before you laugh your ass off. I flash back to my doctors office when I asked him about it, and I said the same thing to the surgeon when they asked "But what if you want kids"... I will never forget it... I said....

"No way, I'm staying off the plantation!" They were both silent and they totally got it.

Now I imagine some whore trying to tell me she's pregnant. Oh man the fun I will have.

well-i · 2019-11-07T23:13:24+00:00

Ask for extra freezing

wsuofd · 2019-11-11T05:05:47+00:00

Do it

If in the US, check with your insurance, mine covered it 100%

Don't tell anyone

Continue using condoms, Sagami Original 001 are the best.

BluePillCypher · 2019-11-24T16:57:51+00:00

I envy you, i wish i had enough money for it

dbfkf · 2019-11-07T15:47:43+00:00

Dont do it.

Title	Vasectomy
Author	wsuofd
Upvotes	9
Comments	35
Date	November 7, 2019 3:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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