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[–]Mora61668 points69 points70 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simp lvl is over 9000.
[–]DangZagnut47 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Here's a car and some compressed carbon. Now lets sign this contract that says it won't end until one of us dies.
[–]ZealousMathematician18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Let’s just stay friends...”
Fucks Kazuto and Ahmed in the back seat for the 5th time
[–]laptopdragon2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it won't end until she has everything OR he has nothing.
[–]grumpy_old_mann33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her reaction is like, "I pulled the lever on this machine, and it started spitting money at me!"
[–]DCrane09 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn! That hit home for me
[–]Rayzond 27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man sometimes I wish I could be a pretty girl for just one year so I could do everything I ever wanted just being handed to me because vagina... But then I remember that women cannot enjoy the simple things and very rarely, if even, are peaceful.
Nevermind, I'll stay the "unattractive" man that I am, and I'll just keep on working on improving myself both mentally and physically.
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[–]fxdbmgtow10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is about to get a crash course...
[–]Grimaceapprentice21 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like he really wants this to not work out. He should have gone with the ole trusty bolt ons that guarantees your bitch leaves you.
[–]TowerOfMG11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a bloke.
[–]yolodd8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cash and prizes everyone! Oppressed gender.
[–]mrk688 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What this guy doesn’t know is he just set a bar he’ll have to jump over for the rest of his marriage.
[–]Flesh_Pillow57 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pathetic
[–]Bondrago7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone gotta learn the hard way.
[–]educatingsimps6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well shit in my mouth and call me your sister, that is the biggest display of simp I ever did see!
[–]gigetybuddha6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's way further than she would have gone to propose to him.
[–]seethru19954 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are the 'macho' take-no-shit from anyone alphas who look down on men who aren't towing the gynocentric line in the name of God, honor, masculinity, and country, when he had to practically beg and bribe this woman to fuck him. I see these guys everywhere with there chests puffed out thinking they're the shit bc they have a child on their arm on a Saturday afternoon. When he feels overwhelmed and in crisis from the yoke she put on him, I'll be laughing my balls off.
[–]Freedomisgreat3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its seems like some mens purpose in life is to be used.
If he was smart this would have been a bike, in the next 2 years she adds at least 30 lbs.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hands down the most extravagant mistake of his life.
[–]BananaWilly3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This will be nice to review at the divorce party.
[–]Griever1143 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is going to clean him the fuck out when she divorces him. Way to show her how much she is going to rip from your wallet.
[–]4707081 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get this shit off our sub. what the fuck are you thinking promoting this faggotry? simps fuckin simp. its what they do. we know this.
[–]kuxcom21 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it. Why would the guy buy a pink Land Rover for himself?
[–]toolate4redpill0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its like watching a video with a bear sneaking up on some unsuspecting hiker, you don't need to watch anymore-you already know how its gonna end.
Why guys treat some washed up ho like her vagina is made of gold is beyond me
[–]DanTheMGTOW -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please marry him and take him for all he's worth. Kim Kardashian laid out a great template with her first marriage.
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[–]Flesh_Pillow57 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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