Got stuck in a convo with hardcore simps today ,just my luck.

GUY A. 3 months after getting cheated on and dumped still cries himself to sleep over her. She's trying to get back with him.
GUY B. Tries to find faults in his behaviour to "explain" why she possibly cheated as if it was all his fault, urges him to get back with her. Apparently if your retarded gf cheats, you're not good enough for her.
GUY C. Talks about borderline illegal encounters.
GUY D. Has never dated , just wants to date anyone , no matter what their character is like. Almost breaks down in tears over it.
Sometimes I wonder if we're from the same planet. What do?